Nov 25 2010

“I Want You NOW!”

Doug

Yup…words can make you hard, guys.

The same is true for your woman. So often we believe that a stroke of the hand or a well placed compliment is all that is necessary to raise our wife’s vibrational level or get her to become moist and ready for sex. Of all the things you can do (except shopping), your words are probably the most powerful aphrodisiac available to you.

The SINCERITY in which you orate your words will be more powerful than the words themselves. When you review the following list of phrases and concepts, of paramount importance is your ability to look her in the eye and let her know you 100% absolutely mean what you say. If you are texting her, be sure to back it up with a card, letter and/or flowers.

Don’t wait to get in trouble before you say these things. Speak your love into existence. Show her she is the only one for you. Make her BELIEVE she is the most beautiful creature on the planet. Do this and she will not only be your devoted wife, but your passionate lover for all time. If some of these sound too corny, don’t worry. A woman’s language is NOT yours! Try them out and be sincere. To your ears, you may sound cheesy, but to her, you will become the prince charming she’s always dreamed of.

You move me

I would die for you

I am so devoted to you

Your eyes totally put me into a trance

Your body hypnotizes me

I love you

I am eternally yours

I am so grateful to have found my soulmate

You are mine.

How can I serve you better?

The list is endless, but you get the idea. Women love security. Giving it to them is a good start. Speaking it into existence will create the sex kitten you desire. For more ideas, visit http://www.makeyourwifehot.com


Nov 20 2010

Why Are Blondes Stupid, Sexy or Both?

Doug

In contemporary culture, from movies to magazines, blonde women are often portrayed as more attractive than women with other hair colors. In the USA this idea became popular by the 1925 novel, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes. Blondes are often assumed to have more fun! Is this true? Many references to “fun” are actually thinly masked portrayals of ignorance!  The “blonde stereotype” is often characterized as being less serious or less intelligent.

Who are these “dumb blondes?”

Where did the idea that peroxide killed brain cells originate?

It is believed the originator of the “dumb blonde” was an 18th century blonde French prostitute named Rosalie Duthe whose reputation of being beautiful but dumb inspired a play about her called Les Curiosites de la Foire (Paris 1775). Hollywood has expanded this idea with many blonde actresses whose characterizations exemplify stupidity. Women like Marilyn Monroe, Judy Holliday, Jayne Mansfield, and Goldie Hawn during her time at Laugh-In.  Even recently with TV shows like “Three’s Company” the blonde was always less intelligent than Joyce Dewitt’s brunette character. Alfred Hitchcock preferred to cast blonde women for major roles in his films as he believed that the audience would suspect them the least, hence the term “Hitchcock blonde”. This misleading portrayal was also cleverly depicted in the 2001 film “Legally Blonde” in which Reese Witherspoon succeeds at Harvard despite biases against her beauty and blonde hair.

Fortunately, women change their hair color almost as often as men change their socks. If your wife is not a blonde, you can invest in a wig or a salon treatment to allow both of you a change of pace and an evening of ignorance and playfulness. Just be careful on HOW you suggest it. Never tell her she would be sexier as a blonde. Always suggest that by role playing and being creative is the source of a vibrant and lasting relationship…in other words, learn to talk like a woman and act like a man.

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Nov 15 2010

Be a Cunning Linguist

Doug

Ok, so you know what that REALLY means, of course. Men fall into one of three categories. You either:

1. Enjoy, relish and absolutely get off on going down on a woman.

2. Do it as a courtesy and you neither dislike or like it.

3. It grosses you out.

If you really, really enjoy cunnilingus, then you know what you are doing. You treat the activity as art. You paint the alphabet with your tongue and understand the nuances of the clitoris and surrounding nerve centers. Your woman is pleasured and you routinely bring her to orgasm at will.

Congratulations! You are a cunning linguist. This double meaning actually holds true. A linguist is a person who speaks multiple languages and the language of love is perhaps the most complicated of all. By understanding, communicating and directing the pleasure centers of a woman, you are communicating at a very high level. It’s not just sex…you are communicating with her non-verbally.

If you are in categories #2 or #3, you should read my other blog post on the topic. The article gives you specific physical and emotional tactics to bring you into category #1.

Seriously, gentlemen…don’t treat this activity as a chore. If you are a category #2 or #3 man, take a moment and look at things from her perspective. Remove any bad memories or less than satisfying experiences of the past and pretend you are the best lick master in the world. Role play it out and see what happens. Who knows? You may learn to lick it…uh…I mean Like it!

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Oct 4 2010

Marriage Matters 101

Doug

The institution of marriage is under attack.

Increase in divorce, depression and the loosening of standards of gay marriage, open marriage and civil unions is blurring the lines between social mores and cultural development. What does it all mean?

The history of marriage has been used to combine lands of lords, continue blood lines and create families. For thousands of years, marriage was based on the logical needs of landlords and families for stability and fortune.

It is only in recent decades that love has been introduced as a foundation of marriage. As Tina Turner aptly quipps, “What’s love got to do with it?”

When you selected your mate, was it based on her ability to raise a family, bring a stable foundation to your life or was it because she made you hot?

I am interested in hearing your opinions on why YOU got married…think back to your thought process and send me your age, first name and a brief story of how you ended up in this institution we call marriage!

Doug@makeyourwifehot.com


Oct 3 2010

My Wife, a Stripper Pole & Naughty Neighbors

Doug

Alcohol and sex don’t necessarily mix!

Sure, a few drinks can loosen up the tightest of individuals (or legs) but too much alcohol can also impede a man’s ability to perform or worse, make you ugly. But sometimes a few drinks can simply make you goofy.

My wife and I certainly are not alcoholics (Is that denial too strong?) but we enjoy a nice glass of wine every once in a while. If the party and at mood is right, we might enjoy an extra glass or two! Woo hoo!

If you get moody or angry when you drink, reduce or eliminate alcohol from you diet. If you get silly or happy, bring a designated driver to document your foolishness.

Last week we attended a going away party for our neighbors we have known for over 13 years. We don’t see them every week, but when we DO get together, we always have a blast. Probably because we connect on so many levels. We share the same political views, our kids attend the same schools and both our wives are bi-curious.

What?

Yup. Now, this common thread can be very dangerous with the wrong couples. There must be rules, boundries and months of discussion before “swinger-ville” can be introduced into a relationship. Without proper communication, this lifestyle can easily ruin the best marriage in the world.

Which is why we never, ever, ever thought we’d play with each other’s wives. It was discussed years ago and we agreed being neighbors made it a bit too creepy for our tastes. Plenty of open marriages or relationships have close friends in that world, we chose not to. It is a choice, not a judgement.

So, when they told us they were moving and we had a going away party, the thought of a “last hurrah” play night popped into both our wives heads. Josh and myself agreed early on that we didn’t want to have sex with each other’s wives out of respect for the boundries we had established as friends. The girls had also agreed to that and we had nearly 13 years of a traditional friendship.

Now that they were leaving, the girls had planned a surprise for us….a big one.

After dinner was over and all the other neighbors and guests had left, we were cleaning up in the kitchen and the girls excused themselves, giggled and left the kitchen for Josh and I. Yeah…we were clueless.

About 15 minutes later we retired into the living room to discover some dance music going, a portable pole erected in the middle of the room and two incredibly hot strippers were dancing together, fondling and kissing each other….our wives.

This lasted for a good 40 minutes until they couldn’t take the foreplay anymore. My wife’s bottoms came off and before I knew it, I had the lesbian show of the century in the living room of my neighbor. Excellent!

I will give you the intimate details in next week’s post….for now, use your imagination and take a look at my book, www.makeyourwifehot.com and start to train your wife to be naughty like mine.


Oct 1 2010

Viagra + Caffeine = Soreness

Doug

I am approaching 50 and have become a bit uneasy about those Viagra ads. It’s not that I have a performance issue, mind you. For some reason, it feels as though my libido is INCREASING as I age…maybe its because I have a hot wife….

Nonetheless, she thought it would be fun to try this enhancement to see if the 4 hour “call a doctor” routine would have any merit. Boy was she in for it! I acquired a few of those magic blue pills and we agreed to try one out the last night of an upcoming conference we were attending.

I am a highly sexual man and average about 4-5 erections throughout the day. I don’t need any help in that area. She was curious what the blue pill would do for a guy who didn’t need it. We agreed that on the last night of the conference, I’d pop a pill and she would see if there was any difference in the festivities.

On the last day of the conference and after the workshop was over we ended up entertaining some new clients for dinner and drinks. We had a rousing good time…too good. By the time we got back to our hotel room, we both had about 2 drinks too many and it was fast approaching midnight. It would have been Sooooo easy to simply call it a night and look forward to her daily dose of morning wood!

But a promise is a promise.

I was admittedly a bit tipsy and was concerned that the increase in alcohol would negate any effects of the Viagra. I took two pills to be sure. The alcohol must have been stronger than I thought because I also thought it would be good insurance to put a little caffeine in my system to keep me awake. I took a natural energy pill from GNC that is laced with caffeine. After 20 minutes or so, I began to perk up…in about 30 minutes, my cock had increased in girth and size by at least 10%. Moreover, I was energized and horny.

My wife is no slouch in the bedroom…we routinely go for 1.5 to 3 hours at a time to experiment with different positions, lotions, pace, frequency and movements. Tonight was jack rabbit night.

After the first 2 hours she demanded a break and I wouldn’t give it to her.

After the next hour and a half, she ran to the bathroom to give her a chance to breathe and I chased her out.

By 4 AM we had passed the “if an erection lasts over 4 hours consult your doctor” moment.

I wasn’t sleepy, tired or even sore. I was ready to give her an all-nighter…so I did.

Needless to say, we were both a bit sore in the morning (woke up around 9) and unfortunately for her, the Viagra had not worn off. We engaged in our lovely morning session with a slower pace and a deeper understanding of the saying, “Don’t do drugs.”

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Sep 1 2010

Letter From an Escort

Doug

My wife has been DYING to contribute to this blog. I have repeatedly told her that it is designed for men about men’s issues, she recently insisted to the point where I had to yield. (No we never withhold sex to get what we want…but there was some serious teasing to influence me!)

Many times we read erotic stories in order to live in a fantasy state. Imagine what YOUR life will be like when your 1 or 2 dimensional fantasies become 3 dimensional experiences you can order up like a Big Mac! Below is a brief example of what happened to me the other afternoon. For more steamy stories, strategies to get MORE sex and turn your wife into your passionate lover, visit Make Your Wife Hot. For now, Enjoy…


You must know first that in spite of our two to three hour love session that started downstairs and worked it’s way through our beautiful home back downstairs again, the foreplay started at eleven o’clock that day.  I would love to tell you how a met this beautiful woman with seductive curves and silky red hair and we had an afternoon delight, but I will share with you another time how that other afternoon went.

I told you it would take a lifetime to know everything you’ll ever want to know about me.  I missed you terribly while you were on your last trip. I wanted you to have a unique experience coming home as always. I love creating experiences for us that are intimate in many ways, sometimes a bit playful and even edgy.

Eva’s Wig Shop opened at eleven that day, and I headed down there. I was thinking that this would be fun to be a different shade for you. Before I left the house, I started feeling very giddy and even a bit naughty about this.  I had never been to Eva’s before and thought I’d start my fantasy early without you present. As I was about to leave, I changed into a sexy, kind of slutty looking dress. I threw on a sexy push-up bra and my 6 inch stilettos. I then grabbed my large black Chanel sunglasses and my leopard skin handbag.

Today I put the top down on the Mercedes and cranked up some sexy dance tunes. The wind was blowing my long, wavy, brown hair, and I was feeling naughty. I could feel the warmth of the sun on my even fuller double D breasts and hiked up my skirt even more to let the sun hit them and warm up my inner thighs. I pulled up and parked. As my long, sexy legs stepped out of the car, I was already getting whistles. I thought ,”Wait til they see the hot blond that’s getting in the car in a bit.” I always heard that blonds had more fun. Today I would find out.

I stepped into Eva’s and a young twenty something year old asked how she could help me. I told her that I needed a full sexy blond wig. She asked my name as she was assisting me and out came, “Natasha.” And with this sexy accent.  She said, “ I have the perfect one for you.”  As she put on the first wig, my fantasy was growing inside my mind. She tried on another one and as she laid the first one on the counter, flashbacks of the movie Pretty Woman came in my head.

She asked, “Special occasion?” I smiled with a smirk and replied, “ My special friend likes blonds.” I was feeling so naughty at the fantasy of being a very bad girl now. I could feel my lips swelling between my thighs. “ This was so fun for me and a now I was dreaming of her secretly having an attraction to me. As she brushed my new silky blond hair, I watched her in the mirror envisioning standing at home with the two of us girls in nothing but g-strings, heels and our wigs preparing to play.

As I went to pay, I realized that I gave a fictitious name and couldn’t use my credit card. She asked, “Cash or Credit?” I looked at her intently as I replied back, “Cash of course.” And handed her three crisp hundred dollar bills.  I was feeling wild and horny and could not wait to get home.

I realized that I had spent way too long in the shop and you were possibly already home and I was right. I decided to keep the fantasy going and when I stepped inside and you were there waiting and of course our fantasy continued.

When you looked into my eyes, you were surprised but then you smiled in delight knowing what was yet to come. Your faithfulness to our rules was incredibly sexy and made me wet. You willingness to be totally obedient to accepting the love gift of this beautiful Natasha was what put me over the edge.  I knew this was going to be an amazing afternoon.  I could feel at times that you knew, because our bodies do move like a symphony. As I would mix things up fantasizing that you were my “special client”, I would become even more turned on.

As our hot love making and bunny pounding afternoon continued, I had a really hot moment near the end, after “Natasha” left.

I loved continuing our play and kissing you.  I loved how startled you got for a moment when I kissed you and pulled back and told you I could smell her wet pussy on your lips. I asked you if you loved fucking her as much as me and how next time I want you to video tape it for me and we can watch it when we fuck.  I loved how your cock grew even more as I ordered you to make sure you do that.

I must tell you, sweetheart, that I am madly in love with you and you make me so hot, baby.  Maybe next time you can play with Briana, the red-head, that I send for you or maybe next time I’ll bring back that sexy little twenty something year old from Eva’s and you can eat her delicious little pussy while I brush her long silky hair.

Love always, Your Lovely Bride

“Always on our honeymoon..”

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Sep 1 2010

Tease: Not so Much Jack Rabbit, Please

Doug

I was chatting with a woman friend of mine the other day and she was complaining about her “jack rabbit” hubby. It seems that this guy LOVES to pound her with vigor, but has not mastered or even entertained the idea of the “slow comfortable screw.”

What’s up with that?

Sure, both genders enjoy a robust love-making session with a full bore slammin’ of the gonads, but what about changing things up a bit?

Strangely enough, I told her it was partly her responsibility.

You see, if it was a problem for her and she wasn’t satisfied, it is up to the dissatisfied party (her) to communicate her needs to her lover. There is, of course, a right way and a wrong way to do this.

Wrong way:
“Honey, you bang me too hard. Can you please change the variety of your lovemaking? Why don’t we do it slow for a while.”

Right way:
“You are such an incredible lover! I love the way you bang me. Let’s try changing our pace for a few minutes…I need to catch my breath. Make love to me as slow as you can.”

While the direct approach may work, it doesn’t take any extra effort to add a compliment to the beginning of your request. This works for either gender. You see, our egos are fragile. No where are they more fragile than in the bedroom. Many couples who become bored or complacent, don’t talk enough about sex. They both know what makes each other cum (Hopefully) and don’t experiment with either frequency, pace, rhythmn, mood, aroma, location, etc.

The bottom line is that even if your sex is good or great, it never hurts to talk!

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Aug 31 2010

Afternoon Delight

Doug

Studies have shown that over 90% of people have sex in the evening as a matter of habit.

Men’s testosterone levels are naturally higher in the morning (See my post on “morning wood”).

It is a scientific fact that most women are tired after a full day of working, shopping, cleaning, helping kids with homework, etc.

Is it any wonder, your evening sex can be brief, uninspired or non-existent?

A few days ago, my wife and I took a few hours off of work and simply went up stairs, closed the door and pretended we were on vacation. The old 70’s song, “Afternoon Delight” wasn’t playing in our heads, but the energy, peace and quiet certainly made for some new sparks and fun times.

If you want to make your wife hot, you must continually “work” (actually play) at changing things up and creating new and interesting romance, excitement and passion. This can come in the form of costumes, toys, games, etc., but don’t overlook something simple like a new location or a different time of day.

As a bonus, after we made love that afternoon, we both dozed off and caught a much needed nap. Which naturally gave us more energy to enjoy the kids, have a nice meal and, of course, a 2nd helping of our afternoon sex.

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Aug 15 2010

Fantasy Night is EVERY night!

Doug

My wife called me yesterday. She said she would be working late and not coming home until after 9 PM. I was disappointed for a moment, but learned to take these setbacks as opportunities to create some bonus time for me…work or play? Decisions, decisions…

I decided to surprise her with some pampering when she came home. I thought that I would be the one to spoil her after a hard day at work. I became excited about the sexual rewards we would both share after I treated her to some delicious appetizers, a sponge bath and foot massage. The atmosphere would be perfect. I had it all planned out. I would have a good 2 hours to plan and prepare this surprise for her. She would be putty in my hands.

The surprise was all on me.

About 2 hours BEFORE she said she was going to be home, her car pulled in the driveway. Wait a minute! What happened? I wasn’t ready!!! I looked at the car and saw a BLONDE woman driving her car! (My wife’s a brunette) Did she loan her car to a friend? I didn’t know what to think…

Before my mind could reconcile the disconnect between the mystery driver and her car, this absolute bombshell walked into our home with a short skirt, heels and a European accent, she said, “My name is Natasha…your wife sent me.”

My jaw hit the floor and I didn’t know what to do. Double whammy. Before I realized what was happening, this Russian concubine was in my lap and whispering into my ear, “You wife should be here in 2 hours…what should we do in the meantime?”

I said I was 100% loyal and that NOTHING inappropriate would be happening even though the stirring in my pants said otherwise. She slowly gyrated her pelvis in my lap and unzipped her dress. What a dress! The zipper started in the front and wound around to her side in a sexy spiral.

I couldn’t move.

Her breasts were full, round and her nipples protruded like bullets. Her mouth grazed my lips and I was fully hard and unable to stop her advances. She unzipped my pants and those soft full lips moved down from my belly to my cock. I was nervous, excited and physically unable to move away or push her off. It was electric.

After she sucked me fully, I grabbed her soft round bottom and pulled her onto the sofa.

Her moans told me the next hour was going to be unlike anything I have ever experienced. Her lovemaking was strangely familiar to what I was used to. Her demeanor, hair and accent completely foreign. My excitement of this “mail order” affair was like nothing I had ever experienced. She wanted me and my wife had allegedly ordered this concubine.

Did she?

Yes.

How did I know? After about 45 minutes of slow, passionate sex, that blonde wig came off and the accent dissolved away to reveal my sexy bride who turned the tables on me. Of course I knew it was her the moment she came in the room, but the fantasy was complete and I had a guiltless affair. My bride had given ME the surprise of my life!

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