Hawaiian Muscle Fuck…Not Just for D Cups!

Doug

We get stimulated 90% from what we see and 10% from what we hear. Why then do you leave the lights off, Felix?

Sure it FEELS good to have sex, but watching you and your partner do the deed certainly adds to the excitement (provided you are both in decent shape! If one or both of you are not, click here to correct the situation) One technique of sex named by somebody with too much time on their hands, is the Hawaiian muscle fuck. This technique is when the man slides his penis between the woman’s boobs.

Men are obsessed with breasts. The multi-billion dollar plastic surgery industry is supported largely by breast implants. If you live in California or South Florida, you can probably say that implants are now MORE common than natural breasts…modern medicine, what a miracle! The Hawaiian Muscle Fuck (HMF for short) is a great way to share with your partner her magnificent achievement and to get an extra dividend from the five grand you invested in those cannons. HER extra stimulation is going to be when she watches you slide your member between those melons and cum all over her chest (and hit her chin if you’ve got the range). This visual stimulation certainly adds to the pleasure for both of you. It allows you a change of scenery from your typical missionary and doggie positions and if you are real artist, you can even add some colored lube and paint a path to victory on her chest.

What if your girl isn’t so endowed? What’s a guy to do?

First choice; Start saving up for a breast job. There are some small framed women who look pretty good with average sized boobs. However, in all of recorded history, no one has ever said, “Gee your breast job looks bad. You were much prettier with a smaller chest.” That is not to say some women have breasts large enough to make Jabba the Hut attractive, we are referring to small chested women who are interested in the HMF technique. Strategy number one, get a breast job. You will both learn to appreciate modern medicine.

If a breast job is not an option for financial, ego, or stupidity, then you are not out of the game, Dexter! Just follow the following game plan.

1. Get plenty of lubrication. You’ll be needing it.
2. COMPLIMENT your woman on her breasts. You’ve already made her feel bad about the breast job idea for the past 2 years. If that option is off the table, you have to start over with building her up with what she’s got.
3. ACT like her breasts are huge. Give her auditory support (since she may not need underwire support) of her beauty. Pay specific attention to her chest and stare at them often.
4. Once you get started, you may find that the lack of cleavage won’t be enough to bring you to orgasm. Play around with the rest of the field. Add some oral, traditional sex, dirty talk, and advanced foreplay to the mix.
5. When you are about to orgasm, be SURE to go to the HMF and finish off there. She will really dig the visual of you pumping your load onto her. She will most likely spread it around like she’s icing a cake…that’s fine. Just be sure to clean her up when you’re done. It’s a nice gesture and she’ll think you are a prince.

For more in depth ideas on making your wife hot, having steamy sex, revitalizing your marriage, and creating the relationship of your dreams, visit www.makeyourwifehot.com.  


“Love Guru” Can Make Your Wife HOT!

Doug

Admiration, flattery, and compliments are things that we, as humans all crave. People go to extremes for recognition in our society. Your wife is no different. She should be placed on a pedastal by you. In order to make your wife totally hot, you need to formulate a slow, steady, step by step plan that takes into consideration HER needs and yours. Her needs come first, my friend. It is the only way to get what you want. Let’s face it, we ALL want a hot woman on our arm as we walk into a room. It can boost both our egos. So, what if your wife is average? What if she is the kindest, smartest, and nicest person in the world? Doesn’t that count for anything? Of course it does…beauty is skin deep and relationships based soley on physical attraction are doomed from the beginning. However, that does not mean that your wife wants to be frumpy! The simplest, non-materialistic woman in the world still wants to look and feel like a princess. You, as her knight, are responsible for helping her. I outline a specific psychological and practical process for this in my book available online.

Here are some salient points that you need to address and work on in order to have a gorgeous trophy wife like I do!

1. Even BEFORE you take her shopping, (YES…you are going shopping, buddy) compliment her on her features. Tell her how slender her legs are, how trim her waist is, or how sexy her tummy is. Be specific and direct. Tell her that you have always been attracted to these features and it really turns you on.

2. If some of her features are not as hot as they used to be, don’t worry. Throughout this process you will be using specific, positive, effective triggers to get her to tone up, lose weight, and dress up for the both of you! Don’t give her false flattery. If her rear is too big, don’t say it isn’t…she’ll know you re lying.

3. Go to a NICE store. I’m not bashing Target or Walmart, here. But, if you want a supermodel for a wife, you need to go to where the fashions are. You don’t have to pay retail…go to the sale rack if you can and take the TIME to let her try on as much as she wants.

4. Be honest. If she comes out in something that isn’t flattering, pause and suggest she try something else on. When she does come out with something flattering, use your body language, voice and eyes to let her know how beautiful she is. Having your jaw hit the floor will do more for your relationship than you can imagine. Not all women want to be models, but they all want to be desired by their husbands. Let her know you are impressed!

5. If she can’t decide between 2 outfits, buy them both. Sometimes you may spend a bit more than you are comfortable with. Get over it. Spending money together on things that make her beautiful and make you proud is much cheaper than therapy and/or divorce! Let her know that you WANT her to spend some cash on herself. She may already be the one who spends too much in the household…so what. This shopping trip is being used for her ego, your libido, and to re-ignite the passion in your marriage. If she looks especially fine and your marital progress can handle it, go into the dressing room with her and SHOW her how hot she is….a little fondling or full blown sex in a dressing room is sure to be exciting…don’t get caught, or you won’t be invited to shop there again.

For more ideas, information and tips on making your wife hot, visit my site at www.makeyourwifehot.com.


Don’t Change Wives, Change Positions!

Doug

Duh! But it goes WAY beyond missionary to doggy. For anyone who has been married more than a year, even trying a new position every day will eventually expire your creative juices (Pun intended). When it comes to changing positions, you have more than simply your physical variables. Sure you can move this way and that, but what about changing something OTHER than yourselves?  Interested? There are hundreds of ideas, strategies and influential tricks you can use by clicking on my website. For instant success, read on…

Change your pillows. Putting a pillow underneath your wife can deepen your penetration by up to a full 1.5 inches depending on how you measure it, and how she stretches and reacts.

Change your headboard. Headboard…what a dumb idea. What about a footboard! Now, you can get some traction. Do a 180 degree move on your bed and use your headboard or wall as a fixed object to work from. You’ll go deeper, appear stronger and I guarantee everyone will benefit.

Change location. This isn’t as obvious as it seems. Less than 3% of married couples ever get a hotel room in their own home town and fewer still have done it in their own car! Go to the drive-in, or after a great dinner, go to the park, beach, or library! Changing location and bordering on havin sex in public can be extremely thrilling! Don’t forget other areas of you own home including the kitchen, closets and other rooms. Experiment!

Have an affair. People START affairs because of a lack of attention, communication and/or sex. The thrill and danger obviously accelerates the excitement. You can have an affair WITH your spouse by simply taking on a new role, personality or doing it in a local hotel.  It takes some play acting, but who cares? You are married and probably have had plenty of embarrassing moments before. Create a new name, check into a cheap hotel and get out of there in under an hour! Be creative!

Change your pace. If your love-making style resembles a rabbit, try slowing down and moving as SLOWLY as possible. If you traditionally are a gentle lover, mimic the rabbit. The more varied you are in your style, the more interesting you will be to her, and you’ll discover new things about yourself as well.

Change your dress. Rent a tuxedo, uniform, or other outfit and play dress up. Most adults have no imagination and are embarrassed to do things like this. What have you got to lose? Giggle about it, split a bottle of wine, or simply test the waters with a hat or a tool belt. Needless to say, nurses outfits work better on her than you!

For more ideas on putting the spice back into your marriage, and making your wife the smokin’ hot trophy wife of your dreams, visit my site at www.makeyourwifehot.com. I guarantee your relationship will be saved, improved, and if you really apply yourself, you will be the adonis she craves and will want every night.