Spice it up: Sex in Unusual Places

Doug

After 20+ years of marriage, you would be foolish to think that things wouldn’t get stale. In order to keep your love, lust and laughter alive, you have to proactively seek out new and exciting things to do with and TO each other! Having sex in different and/or unusual places is just one thing that can do the trick. Here are a few places my wife and I have done the deed. Feel free to add to this list! (Comments welcome) If you want to make them private, visit my website and email them to me. Here we go:

  • Walk-in closet on the floor or standing up
  • Kitchen Counter top (against it AND on it)
  • Front seat of car (in driveway or on the highway going 70)
  • Kids room (weird, keep the lights off)
  • In the dark room, processing pictures (before digital cameras, I know)
  • On the beach (watch out for that sand…why do you think they call it sandpaper!)
  • In the ocean (Bouncing is easier with the buoyancy of the water!)
  • In the hot tub (heat will tire you out quicker)
  • On the windowsill (6 inches of ledge was all I needed for that tight little ass)
  • In the pool (Great compromise between hot tub and ocean)
  • On the couch downstairs with the kids upstairs
  • In the bathroom (Mirrors can come in handy)
  • On an airplane (Officially it was a blow job, red eye under a blanket)
  • On the deck in the back yard (after a great barbecue with neighbors)
  • In the bathroom at a friend’s party (No really…we didn’t want to get caught)
  • On my desk in the office (I am the boss, so no fear of disgrace
  • In my chair at the office (Before I was the boss, so the fear of discovery was exciting!)
  • In the stall of a bathroom (A very clean one!)
  • In the dressing room at Nordstrom’s (Quickie!)
  • On a motor boat while underway (Make sure you trust the captain)

I will save the details of these locations, logistics, and crazy stories for more blog entries. For the slightly shy, there are steps you can take to prevent embarrassment. For the outgoing, there are steps you can take to embrace the danger and laugh at the situations you create at a later time. All in all, it is ALWAYS fun and exciting to try new things! For more ideas, advice and tips, visit my website at www.makeyourwifehot.com.


Don’t be a Jerk: JERK OFF!

Doug

Have the BEST sex of your life…WITH YOUR WIFE!? Nobody knows your body better than you. Does your wife? Can she jerk you off as well as you can? This topic is rarely talked about but follow me on this…

Getting your wife to touch herself and assist in foreplay is acceptable, right? OMG, shadow dancers, strippers, and lesbian porn prove that a woman who touches herself is sexy as hell. What about us? Watching a guy jerk off is most likely NOT in the top 10 downloaded porn videos…it just isn’t sexy (for either party). So why do it?

Simple.

Because you are the master of your domain, my well hung friend. Your ability to do EXACTLY what your body needs is obvious. What is less obvious is that your wife probably does some of what you like, and can get you going pretty well. BUT, is she a pro? Does she know exactly the pace, rythmn, pressure, and timing that you like? Can she translate her hand job skills to her mouth, or her vagina? Think about it…

Most people moan and use 2 word sentences when having sex. (Oh, baby or Oh yeah) I am going to suggest you have FUN with this, dude. Keep the lights on, tell her you are going to give each other a lesson and you should each do a full masturbation session for the other. Pre-excited, during, and climax. When you do a full session on yourself and she observes EXACTLY the technique, speed, and intensity that you like (no note taking or video please) she can better duplicate the precision that you need to have more satisfying sex.

Don’t worry about the embarrassment of it…she’s seen you pee and listened to your farts for years. If it makes it any easier, she can always peek out of the closet while you do it. Just ask her not to giggle or say anything so as not to break your concentration. For more ideas, advice, and strategy on having the best sex of your life, visit my website at www.makeyourwifehot.com and see for yourself that you already have a MILF in your house, time to make her a pro!


I Left My Girlfriend for my WIFE!

Doug

She used to be a depressed, overweight, unaffectionate “mom”…in less than 6 months, I was dating a certified MILF! This didn’t happen overnight and it didn’t come without a bunch of stress, tears, anger, and serious talks about divorce. But we did turn it around. Nowadays, I am actually MORE turned on by her than when she was 26. Why? Because 48 year old, thin, sexy women are MORE confident and know how to please a man and how to please themselves…without hesitation!

But, how do you turn around a relationship and/or marriage that is boring, stale and has almost no hope for survival? Do you even WANT to turn yours around? If you have any desire at all, you need to focus, pay close attention and find out how to make your wife hot!

Perhaps you are like me and your life is come to a cross roads. Not all at once. Not in an instant, but slowly and methodically, you notice that she isn’t the nympho she used to be, you are working too much, and the kids seem to take priority over everything. You may be looking elsewhere or you may have already sought satisfaction in other ways or with other women. If you have, you may have opened up Pandora’s box (or was her name Stacey?).

You see, if you have cheated and your lover is younger, prettier and more exciting than your wife (duh!) then you have twice as much work to do! Don’t worry, the “work” will be more fun than you can imagine.

1. You must first DECIDE that you want to save your marriage. That decision comes based on your commitment, values and what you have invested in the relationship. Their are probably children and assets to be concerned with. Weigh that against you sordid moments of pleasure…hmmm…

2. Once you have made that decision, you have to communicate with your wife…a lot. You probably have to tell her about the affair. Your guilt will most likely impede all other communication, so let it out, let the sparks fly and once the dust settles, you can both look forward to a new day! (unless she isn’t the forgiving type, then its off to Buenos Aires with Stacey!) Your communication must be centered on your needs, values, and what you want out of life along with what you want in a partner. If your wife is frumpy or overweight, be sure to look in the mirror BEFORE you approach that subject. She will most likely follow in your footsteps if you are getting into shape.

3. Finally, start telling her NOW that she is a goddess. People will live up to what is expected of them. When you call her your princess (or your private whore, depending on how far you’ll be going with this) she will want to be the hottest MILF out there. Her desire to be beautiful has always been there. You have to encourage it to come out of her.

4. Date your wife. Nothing could be simpler and so overlooked. Remember when you DID date her BEFORE you were married? Did you leave your underwear on the floor then? Did you send her flowers, or call her at work “just because”. Most men forget these simple habits and take their princess’ for granted. Don’t do it! Put her on a pedestal and tell her friends how hot she is.

For more ideas, tips, and commentary on making your wife hot, visit www.makeyourwifehot.com and get ready for more sex, fun, laughter and seduction than you can handle…from YOUR HOT WIFE!!!


7 of the Dumbest Questions about Sex

Doug

Think you’ve heard it all? As a popular blogger and author, I’ve had some of the strangest questions asked of me and my hot wife. She wasn’t always hot, of course. 2.2 kids and 20 years of marriage takes its toll on anyone. We did have a fork in the road a few years ago and we both underwent some serious “reprogramming”. I remembered what it meant to “date” and put her on a pedestal, and she learned how to dance on a pole! To hear more about it, click here.

Now, for the 7 dumbest questions I have ever received:

7. It takes my wife almost an hour to orgasm and I’m tired after 20 minutes. What do I do?

Uhm…you need to learn about foreplay, dude. It shouldn’t take her that long. Oh, regarding your stamina…try going to the gym. You are probably out of shape.

6. My wife isn’t hot at all, Doug. But, she is VERY horny. I love her, but her weight gain has made her less appealing than ever before. I don’t know what to do.

You can do what I did and get an escort for a few years, suffer the embarrassment of an affair, and endure 2 years of counseling…OR YOU CAN TALK TO HER!!! Try going to the gym yourself, then take her shopping, and let her know in the nicest way possible that she IS hot. She will live up to your encouragement.

5. I want to get my wife a naughty costume for Halloween. She refuses to dress up, even in private.

Dress up yourself, you pirate! She will get in the spirit of being a wench even without the costume when you dangle your scabbard in front of her.

4. I love blow jobs, but am not into going down on my wife. I know that seems like a double standard, but it just doesn’t do anything for me.

Hello, Felix! Perhaps you missed the point. Going down on your wife is for HER pleasure!!! Just imagine you are painting the Chinese alphabet with your tongue. In fact, put some of your 4 basic food groups down there and have a snack.

3. My wife used to have long hair. As she got older, she cut it shorter and shorter. It’s not a big thing, but she looks less sexy to me. What do I tell her?

Go out and buy 2 different colored wigs. She likes the short hair, you only need the long hair when you are banging her.

2. I want to have sex in a public place, my wife is horrified at the thought. How do I get her to go to a secluded beach or park and seduce her?

A) You can take her to a secluded place, slip ecstasy in her Kool-Aid and have a ball or B) Start off by simply fondling her at the park on a few visits…get her used to it, then cut her off for a month, and next time you take her there, bring flowers, a diamond, a new BMW, and renew your wedding vows right before you unzip your fly.

1. I only like 2 positions and my wife wants to try a new position almost every other day. I think it’s best to stay with what works. What do you think?

I think you are a dork.

Of course, my answers were a little kinder. But the essence of the questions is based on fear and rejection. Think about that. You are already married, so real rejection probably isn’t in the cards. What do you have to fear? Trying new things is sometimes uncomfortable. However, it really depends upon your attitude. Get in the spirit of FUN! Accept that you will create some embarrassing moments. That is half the fun. You will end up with some great laughs and some terrific new sexual experiences. For more fun, go to www.makeyourwifehot.com.


Sex, Jealousy and Open Manipulation

Doug

I went out with my wife and 3 of her hot friends last night and OMG what a rush!

Normally, the emotion of jealousy is negative and drives a wedge between 2 people. Tempers flair, people judge and we end up acting like little Johnny on the 5th grade playground.

However, there is a way to USE the emotion of jealousy to your advantage. Last night I did JUST that! Don’t worry, I told my wife exactly what I was doing before I did it. To the emotional side of our brain, it didn’t matter. We had a great time. Here’s how it worked…

The male ego would love a harem. Think a sheik and 23 dancing girls in his tent. That guy might have 12 wives and STILL he gets 23 dancing girls…ah the good old days. This boosts our ego and if women were not so independent nowadays, we still might be able to get away with that!

From a female perspective, she wants to know that SHE is the most desireable and sexiest woman in the world to her man. Some overly jealous women can’t bare the thought of their guy looking at other girls. I use that undeniable quality to increase the love with my wife and the passion of that love.

Before we went to the club with my wife and her three hot friends, I told her about my fantasy of going out with 3 hot women, dancing, drinking, and then all of us coming back to our hotel suite. We would party some more and ALL the girls would be giddy and a little bit “handsy”. After a few minutes of harmless teasing, I would look her friends in the eye and say, “You are lovely, but I really need to fuck my wife now.”

This fantasy accomplishes a huge ego boost for the both of us. I get the harem that I always desired and she is selected as the ONLY one from a flock of very desirable women. She is the prettiest, the best, and the one I love. This ONLY works, of course, with complete honesty and communication. The stage must be set with the right players, the actors must know the script, and even though we all know it is a show, we are turned on nonetheless.

For more ideas, stories, and strategies to make your wife the red-hot MILF she can be, go to www.makeyourwifehot.com. Your fantasies can come true. But, you have to plan them out, prepare the players, and not be afraid to make any mistakes (because you probably will-that’s half the fun!)


Sexy Weather Thunderstorms Inside & Outside!

Doug

Guys, there are scientific AND romantic reasons you can have BETTER sex whenever you want! A thunderstorm just blew through our area and my wife and I opened up the patio doors, let the air in (and a little rain) and simply banged our brains out!

I am over 40 (so is she) and we are having more sex than most newlywed 20-something year olds. We didn’t always have this passion, but after we almost divorced, we took a few simple, well thought out, and specific steps to increase our sex, passion, and lust for each other. For details, click here.

The thunderstorm did a few things:

1. The ionization of the atmosphere makes the air fresh, clean, and crisp. Not that the smell of sex is bad, its just that we all know how clear the air is after a thunderstorm. It revitalizes your senses and heightens your pleasure!

2. The lightning, thunder and rain showers all add additional atmosphere to our session. We even adjusted our rythmn to the thunderclaps! (sort of like movin’ to the sound of music only different) When we saw the lightning, we added and extra push and tried to time it to the 3-5 second delay of the thunder…pretty funny, really.

3. Romance…ah after the storms passed and we were left with the gentle rain shower, our lovemaking became more gentle and soft. I slowed down considerably and we focused on each and every nerve ending in our body. By focusing on each other our rythmn became totally in sync and we climaxed easily together.

The bottom line is, while most people are running around rolling up their windows and checking the gutters, we took advantage of the malestrom and used the power of the weather to support and encourge the power of our sexual appetite. Go for it! For more tips, ideas, commentary visit www.makeyourwifehot.com today!


Use Your Headboard for Traction

Doug

Sometimes the smallest thing can make the BIGGEST difference. Last night as I pounded my wife, I did a 180 degree turn, put my feet on the headboard and pounded her so hard she screamed in pain.

This is very different from the normal position that gave her a headache when, during intercourse, she banged HER head on the headboard and nearly had a concussion.

It is not technically in the Kama Sutra manual, but using your headboard (or just the wall, Felix!) to gain some extra traction can make your Johnson seem an extra inch or two in length. You’ll probably have to re-adjust each other a few inches towards the wall every so often, as the sliding affect will normally push you both away from the traction you achieve by this technique.

For an extra bit of support, try a pillow under her ass during this method. It’s an age-old trick for smaller guys, but it will make all you average guys out there have sexual intercourse like a porn star!

Well, it’s 4:30 AM and I hear her soft moans of desire calling me back…for more details on how to make your wife incredibly hot, sexy, and horny visit www.makeyourwifehot.com and I will throw in a couple of FREE reports for you. Visit my other blog entries as well. There are stories, techniques, and commentary here that is not in the book and definitely worth the read.


Hawaiian Muscle Fuck…Not Just for D Cups!

Doug

We get stimulated 90% from what we see and 10% from what we hear. Why then do you leave the lights off, Felix?

Sure it FEELS good to have sex, but watching you and your partner do the deed certainly adds to the excitement (provided you are both in decent shape! If one or both of you are not, click here to correct the situation) One technique of sex named by somebody with too much time on their hands, is the Hawaiian muscle fuck. This technique is when the man slides his penis between the woman’s boobs.

Men are obsessed with breasts. The multi-billion dollar plastic surgery industry is supported largely by breast implants. If you live in California or South Florida, you can probably say that implants are now MORE common than natural breasts…modern medicine, what a miracle! The Hawaiian Muscle Fuck (HMF for short) is a great way to share with your partner her magnificent achievement and to get an extra dividend from the five grand you invested in those cannons. HER extra stimulation is going to be when she watches you slide your member between those melons and cum all over her chest (and hit her chin if you’ve got the range). This visual stimulation certainly adds to the pleasure for both of you. It allows you a change of scenery from your typical missionary and doggie positions and if you are real artist, you can even add some colored lube and paint a path to victory on her chest.

What if your girl isn’t so endowed? What’s a guy to do?

First choice; Start saving up for a breast job. There are some small framed women who look pretty good with average sized boobs. However, in all of recorded history, no one has ever said, “Gee your breast job looks bad. You were much prettier with a smaller chest.” That is not to say some women have breasts large enough to make Jabba the Hut attractive, we are referring to small chested women who are interested in the HMF technique. Strategy number one, get a breast job. You will both learn to appreciate modern medicine.

If a breast job is not an option for financial, ego, or stupidity, then you are not out of the game, Dexter! Just follow the following game plan.

1. Get plenty of lubrication. You’ll be needing it.
2. COMPLIMENT your woman on her breasts. You’ve already made her feel bad about the breast job idea for the past 2 years. If that option is off the table, you have to start over with building her up with what she’s got.
3. ACT like her breasts are huge. Give her auditory support (since she may not need underwire support) of her beauty. Pay specific attention to her chest and stare at them often.
4. Once you get started, you may find that the lack of cleavage won’t be enough to bring you to orgasm. Play around with the rest of the field. Add some oral, traditional sex, dirty talk, and advanced foreplay to the mix.
5. When you are about to orgasm, be SURE to go to the HMF and finish off there. She will really dig the visual of you pumping your load onto her. She will most likely spread it around like she’s icing a cake…that’s fine. Just be sure to clean her up when you’re done. It’s a nice gesture and she’ll think you are a prince.

For more in depth ideas on making your wife hot, having steamy sex, revitalizing your marriage, and creating the relationship of your dreams, visit www.makeyourwifehot.com.  


Sex, Murder & Dominatrix…ah to be French

Doug

I read a story today about a mistress who shot her lover…nothing new right? Well…the story is compelling for many reasons, primary of which is how STUPID guys are!!! Read the short AP story here and follow my commentary and how YOU, dear reader, can get the girl, have hot sex, and not end up broke, dead, or worse…humiliated!

Here’s the direct link:

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gpqcE6O8-Ft3K8r3N5mOoFO2R_5gD98RA91O0

Don’t read further without reading the story above…my comments won’t make sense without the background.

Here are a 3 quick tips on having an affair:

1. Don’t promise to marry your mistress…ever. Even if you are passionately in love with her, 90% of the time, you’ll change your mind. More likely, you’ll probably be MORE excited if she stayed your mistress-right? Most guys FAIL at dating their wives and they end up with the “excitement” of an affair and mistress. Be honest…but not too honest, otherwise you can bet your latex suit you’ll get shot by that temptress!

2. Never role play where you get tied up and leave a loaded gun in the drawer. This is really Darwin at work! HELLO? We’ll cover the dominatrix stuff later, but geez…leaving a gun around during this type of action is not smart. I am not even going to talk about David Carradine.

3. Putting $1 million in a bank account for your mistress is OK as long as you don’t ask for it back. That really tends to irriate people, especially women. If you set up a slush fund for your tawdry affair, just make it a monthly deposit. There is an old saying that we shouldn’t gamble with anything you aren’t prepared to lose.

There are more reasonable and wickedly exciting ideas available on my blog and website at www.makeyourwifehot.com. Take a peek…who knows, you may learn something that will not only get you off more often, but it could even save your life.


Have your WIFE for dessert

Doug

Hey guys, if you want to save $12 AND get your wife to be the nympho that you desire check this out!

Take her out to dinner-TONIGHT! Don’t wait for a special occasion. Don’t plan out some romantic getaway. When you both get home, regardless of what you have planned, tell her that you have something SPECIAL for her and that you have to get out….NOW!

The urgency and anticipation of the secret will drive her crazy. Surprises are always welcome and your ability to “build up”‘ the anticipation is critical. If you need to get a sitter, do that in advance of course. Other than reservations, don’t plan out a thing. Make it as spontaneous for you as it will be for her. Surprises, attention, and security are all emotions that create a passionate relationship and WILL turn an average wife into a smokin’ hot MILF extrodinaire. How do I know? Because I did it! For details click here.

Go to a decent restaurant and DO THE FOLLOWING:

1. Slide her chair back for her and make sure she is seated comfortably.

2. Ask her what she is in the mood for, but be sure to order for her.

3. During dinner stare at her and compliment her on how ravishing she is.

4. When it is time for dessert, ask for it “to go”. Get something that is creamy, smooth and that you both enjoy.

5. If the kids are awake and up and about, DO NOT GO HOME! Drive immediately to the closest hotel in the area (nothing too sleezy). Don’t make reservations and don’t waste time bickering on price. You are only there for a few hours anyway.

6. Once you check in, get the dessert out, slowly undress her, and move her closer to the bed. As you both lie down, get out your desert, and gently apply it to all the areas of her body you want to kiss, touch, and eat. Don’t just paste the obvious areas, champ. Try her belly, arms, neck and legs. Don’t worry. You’ll get to the more sensitive areas in a while. The idea is to make it an experience.

Enjoy your meal, enjoy your desert, enjoy your wife, and enjoy a fulfilling, passionate, and sensual evening. For more ideas, strategies, and techniques that are guaranteed to make your wife hot, visit www.makeyourwifehot.com.