Educational Porno


With the proliferation of MILLIONS of sex websites, it is sometimes difficult to filter the good porn from the ridiculous. Many people use video porn or erotic novels to stimulate and enhance their love life.


However, do you realize there are some really GREAT sites out there that can actually teach and educate us on advanced techniques? I know everyone thinks they are fabulous lovers, but in reality, only a fool believes he/she knows it all. All good teachers (yours truly included) is in a constant state of experimentation, discovery and erotic search mode.

The more variety, spontaneity and fun you put into your sex life, the more your love life improves. Many people get this backwards. While there is a time for romance, tenderness and communication, exceptional lovemaking rarely leads to divorce.

Instead of searching online for “porn” or “amateur porn” try search terms like “kama sutra” “advanced cunnilingus” or more specific items of curiosity. You’ll find a whole new world of videos, techniques and reading that will open your eyes…and her legs.

I encourage you to add YOUR favorite educational porno sites in the comments section below. Together we can build a list that committed couples can refer to over and over and over and over again…

Doug Steponin

My Wife’s Favorite Sex Position



"I can't understand what you are saying with that in your mouth"

Variety is the spice of life!

Which doesn’t mean I am in favor of wife swapping (At least SHE isn’t) but it does mean that a variety of positions, toys, fantasies and environment is required to keep me interested. How about you?

When we have a favorite sex position; one that always makes us climax, we tend to gravitate to that almost routinely. Like a fine wine or your favorite restaurant, you know you can always expect a smooth finish or your favorite meal.

When it comes to lovemaking, our favorite position is one that is comfortable, is pleasurable to both partners and the orgasm or multiple orgasm, is not a question of if, but when.

If you have been with your partner for more than a few years, it may be time to explore, fantasize and create some NEW positions that will expand your creativity, pleasure and sense of something new…get that variety you seek!

When we have a relationship that is stale or routine, our minds and our bodies respond in kind. It is only through the pursuit of challenges, new adventures, and an exploration of the unknown when our lives feel fulfilled and worthwhile.

Take your next interlude and really try something fresh and new. Go ahead and push WAY past your comfort zone. You may step on her toes (Figuratively or literally) and share an embarrassing moment, but it will be those moments that will create some laughs, some fun and a sense of “dating” again.

When we date and learn all the nuances of our partner, it is the discovery of her favorite color, how long it takes her to get dressed and what makes her cum that makes us happy. When we go through the process of discovery, it creates a feeling of “newness” and playful exploration that is pleasurable. After you have experimented with a dozen or so positions, it is time to graduate to a higher level of physical pleasure.

The more open you are to talking about sex, trying new things and wrestling with holding her legs up in the air while you stand on your tippee toes, the more fun you are going to have. Professional lovers, of course, know that the absolute best manual for experimenting with positions is the kama sutra.

There are dozens of variations of this manual and I have previewed over a dozen different copies. If you are serious about creating an intimacy and euphoria that is “off the chart” then get your copy of the Kama Sutra by clicking here. You won’t be disappointed, although you may wear yourself out!

That is what got you two together in the first place, why not do it again?

For more ideas on creating the trophy wife of your dreams with the one you have, check out my book, “Make Your Wife Hot.” You have a FULL money back guarantee, although if you apply even 1 of the dozens of strategies in the book, you will end up like all of my readers…sore and smiling.

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Best Sex Positions to Go All Night


Reverse Cowgirl: Best Sex Position to Last Longer

So you’ve had a long night. Maybe you’ve had a few drinks and that has made you extra horny. Your long day at the office was fulfilling, but your 2nd wind expired about an hour ago. You and your girl are walking in the door and you are both considering calling it a night…problem is, you are both a little turned on.

Tired and turned on…sounds like the making of a lackluster sexual encounter.

With the proper pace, rhythm and conservation of energy, you can both achieve a blissful orgasm without having to pound her for an hour or ask her to be on top because your back hurts. The following positions are uniquely suited to conserve energy for the both of you, while delivering satisfying sex and potential orgasms whenever you want them.

1. Cowgirl. When the trail boss is weary, it’s time for the cowgirl to pick up the pace and work it a bit. Have your girl sit on you as you lay back and just take it. For some variety, don’t forget to try the reverse cowgirl-you’ll get a nice view of her backside and depending on her angle, you’ll hit some new spots that’ll make her yell “Yee Ha!”

Explore how allowing her to be in control can not only conserve YOUR energy, but give her the exact stimulation she needs to pop her cherry. I highly recommend this popular book, by Dr. Sadie Alison. Something about sex books written by women…kinda kinky-right?

2. Pacing. Many men (and women) are aroused by vigorous sex. Anyone who has watched porno must think that vigorous, rapid-fire sex is the one and only method for the highly orgasmic couple. In fact, nerve-endings can be stimulated just as easily with a slow pace than with a rapid one. In fact, an excruciatingly slow entry can add anticipation and a false sense of length to lovemaking. Change up your pace, steady and slow can create heightened excitement and save your energy.

3. Wheelbarrow. When your woman is on the bed and you standing on the floor at the edge of the bed, pick up her legs and hold them like the handles of a wheelbarrow. By controlling her body and with your feet firmly planted on the ground you can easily penetrate her with minimal energy. This not only allows for a deeper penetration move on your part, but if you can toss her legs over your shoulders (adding a pillow under her behind helps) you can even keep your arms down, grab her thighs instead of her ankles and really ‘relax’ as you have sex. This is a terrific position to conserve energy, penetrate a bit deeper and control the pace.

There are over 60 positions outlined in the Kama Sutra and I will be referring to each and every one of them as the days go on. As this is a PG rated blog, you’ll have to request pictures for downloading. I won’t be posting full nudes here. I will have two FULL books full of drawings and photos for your reference and continue describing the benefits and techniques of artful lovemaking. Simply register for my FREE book on “The 4 Minute Rolling Orgasm” and you’ll get the cliff notes on the Kama Sutra at no cost! For the full book (recommended) click here. The benefits of using a variety of positions are not only adding some variety to your love life, but you will notice a massive increase in pleasure and arousal. I guarantee it!

Saving energy to last longer, positions for people who are overweight and best positions for your fetishes will be discussed. Your comments are always welcome and in the meantime, be sure to treat your woman like a princess! Marriages last because people continue to date after they are married.

Now go and surprise her with some flowers, a foot massage or an unusual sex position that will make her scream, cream and tingle with delight! If you need some more ideas, check out my book “Make Your Wife Hot” today. You’ll find a clear strategy to increase your wife’s sex appeal, influence her to lose weight (without getting in trouble), drive her libido up to YOUR level and change your marriage into a sexually-charged, intimate relationship you’ve always wanted.

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Best Sex Position for Powerful Orgasms


orgasm sex positionsYou wouldn’t race a VW bug in the Indy 500 and you wouldn’t drive your Mercedes coupe to pick up wood chips, so why do you think that all of your sex positions are designed for the same feeling? You have a wonderful arsenal of different positions for the three of you (That’s for me, her and us!) Moods, energy levels and a variety of desires can make your sex average to downright earth-shattering if you are in sync with all of the forces in play.

In this series of articles, we will explore a variety of sexual positions, their strengths, weaknesses, when they are best introduced and more importantly I’d like YOUR FEEDBACK on how they work, the pace you took and the results you had when exploring them. Come on…it’s time to share the love!

1. Missionary Of all the positions, guy on top, girl on bottom, this is a standard and favorite for you, her and the couple (Y,H,C). Here’s why: When a man is on top, he can thrust the penis. This is simply the way we were built. It works pretty well and the power, control and penetration is very satisfying for the man. For many women, however, clitoral stimulation is not optimized. Her vaginal stimulation is decent, but the REAL feeling she receives is that of being slammed. When a woman is being dominated (Meant with all due respect, of course) her feminine side is revealed. Women WANT a strong and powerful man to desire them. This need of being with a powerful man means that her offspring have a better chance of being successful. Sorry to make it so anthropological, but at the core of feelings, that is where it comes from.

Your pace and variety will be important here. Men who watch too much porn believe that having sex like a rabbit is the only way to go. If you vary your pace, frequency and rhythm of movement you add some variety to the session and you actually stimulate different nerve endings in yourself and your partner. Go ahead and slam it home like your a jack hammer. Just don’t forget to try a few slow and steady moves to add a little variety.

In order to give her a powerful orgasm with the missionary position, you’ll have to add some clitoral stimulation (over 70% of women orgasm with clitoral stimulation). Here are some ways to do that during sex in the missionary position.

1. Put a pillow under her rear. Get her body to curve upwards. This will bring your penis closer to the roof of her vagina and give you an opportunity to stimulate her G spot. Moreover, you can use your hand or fingers to stimulate the clitoris and bring her to orgasm when she is ready.

2. Get her to assist you. During pre-orgasm, gently glide her hand over to her clitoris to bring her to climax. By making this a true team effort, you’ll both be happier and more satisfied. If she is embarrassed to touch herself in front of you, you may have to take this maneuver in steps.

3. Toy assist. There are cock rings and smaller vibrators than can fit nicely around her clitoral region during sex. Be sure to buy 2 or more of these at a time. Your chances of getting the perfect appliance that works for the two of you is rare. It unlikely that if she already has a toy, that it’ll work for the two of you. Most women who pack a vibrator friend use it while on their back WITHOUT you around. Introducing your body on top when her “friend” is working won’t be the same. With a new position, comes a new appliance. Variety is the SPICE of life!sex position orgasm

We’ll cover more positions from now until the holidays. Be sure to check in every day, leave your comments and pick up a copy of my FREE ebook, the 4 minute rolling orgasm by registering on the right side of my blog.

-Doug Steponin

Artistic Sex


Stop watching porn!

I confess that I have never, ever actually watched a complete pornographic movie. Oh sure, I’ve put a few movies on and the wife and I have used the imagery and titillation to arouse the mood. But we never watched the entire movie…sorry about the ridiculousness of it, but there isn’t much difference from the first 10 mintues to the last!

But, seriously, has there ever been an ‘artistic’ movie around sex?

Sure, Doug…”9 1/2 weeks” “Gone with the Wind” and…uhm…Screech! Wait. I said SEX not ROMANCE!

You see, artistic sex is a lost art in the United States. Our microwave society has generated a new breed of instant gratification when it comes to everything including fast food, lottery millionaires and love on demand.

Artistic sex reminds me of a symphony. When two people go at it like dogs they are procreating. Nothing wrong with that if you want to make puppies. But a true artful lover enjoys the warm up, the dance, the fast interlude, the steady and slow pacing and the cymbal crash at the end of the song. Artful lovemaking always reminds me of classical music with its depth, variety of pace, rhythm, crescendos, frequency and amplitude. Listening to good classical music is actually terrific training for becoming and artistic lover.

If you are into rap music, then all the skills you need are available for $4.99 per download. Bang like animals and enjoy your repetitive boredom of sameness.

Don’t be embarrassed by the fact that 90% of us usually have sex in the same 2 or 3 positions. Heck, we know what creates an orgasm for our partner and ourselves. After a few years, however, don’t you want to try something new?

I don’t mean JUST a new position. You can get any number of the kama sutra positions from this blog and our new edition of coming out next year. (Complete with tasteful images for you and your spouse) You spouse will be thrilled that you consider more than just a new position. Your assignment is to create a new experience!

A good start is the book “500 Lovemaking Secrets” by Michael Webb. Michael has been featured on Oprah, CBS, NBC and dozens of other magazines and media. His advice is solid and he has a wealth of details he reveals in this book.

So don’t settle for simply a new toy, gizmo, position or underwear. Create a new experience that can transform not only your sex life, but your love life as well. Who knows, somebody should be writing that tasteful sexual movie one day…why not you!

To order Michael Webb’s “500 Lovemaking Secrets” simply click here. There is a money back guarantee, so you have nothing to lose and everything to gain!

Deep Penetration


In the Kama Sutra there are sex positions which are named after Nature: flowers, birds and animals. Some names of the sex positions sound very nice and exotic, some do not. We’ve all  heard of Doggy-style. What about a Peacock-style? Or a Swan-style? The very words denote love, beauty and artistic flair.

Time to learn about the birds and the bees….Kama Sutra style!

According to the size of a man’s penis (the lingam), man is divided into three main types: the hare man, the bull man and the horse man. According to the depth of a woman’s vagina (the yoni), a woman can be a female deer, a mare or a female elephant. Thus, there are three equal unions between lovers of corresponding dimensions, and six unequal unions, when the dimensions. Equal unions: hare-deer; bull-mare; horse-elephant. Unequal unions: hare-mare; hare-elephant; bull-deer; bull-elephant; horse-deer; horse-mare. Unequal doesn’t mean they don’t work, it just means more creativity and modification to your position may be necessary to achieve stimulation. Many men are self-conscious if their lingam is below average in length or girth.

Take a few lessons from the Kama Sutra and you’ll realize than even if you have a teeny-weenie, you can create passionate, fulfilling lovemaking with your woman regardless of size.

Of course, we are all looking for stimulating sex, and Kama Sutra positions are surefire way to create the connection you want!. Below you’ll find 17 Kama Sutra sexual poses as translated by Indra Sinha. I do not provide pictures here on this blog, but they will be available to my online members in the very near future. If you want to spice things up in the meantime, click here.

Markata – The Monkey. Lying down position. The woman grasps her ankles and raises high her lotus feet; you strike her to the root, kissing and slapping open-palmed between her breasts: this is Markata (The Monkey) Making monkey noises is optional and only advised after you’ve mastered her coconuts.

Vyomapada – Sky-foot. Lying down position. Your wife lies on the bed, grasps her own feet and draws them up until they reach her hair; you catch her breasts and make love: this is Vyomapada (Sky-foot) This position is especially helpful for extra deep penetration and is strongly recommended for men with less than average sized penis. You probably don’t want to be too proud of your knowledge of this position, but even a man less than 5” can feel like a stud with this!

Kaurma – The Tortoise. The sitting position. Seated, mouth to mouth, arms against arms, thighs against thighs: this is Kaurma (The Tortoise) This position sounds soothing and it is, because it is difficult to realize any serious motion, penetration or movement. I guess that’s why they call it the tortoise!

Mayura – the Peacock. The sitting pose. Seated, the lady raises one foot to point vertically over her head and steadies it with her hands, offering up her yoni for lovemaking: this is Mayura (The Peacock) This is a really great position for creating some special movements in a woman’s vagina. As she raises and lowers those peacock feathers (Her leg) her movements can carry a man’s penis inside her with little effort.

Padma – the Lotus. The sitting position. If, sitting facing her, you grasp her ankles and fasten them like a chain behind your neck, and she grips her toes as you make love, it is the delightful Padma (The Lotus) This is another deep penetration position. While it may lack the thrusting power of the Sky-foot, it is sensual and easier on a less than limber woman than the Sky-foot.

Kirtibandha – the Knot of Fame. The sitting pose. Sitting erect, grip your lover’s waist and pull her on to you, your loins continuously leaping together with a sound like the flapping of elephants’ ears: this is Kirtibandha (The Knot of Fame) Don’t dismiss the sounds of the flapping elephants ears. That smacking sound can be quite stimulating and adds to the excitement. Remember physical+visual+aroma+audio stimulation is the key to a complete experience.

Jaya – Victory. The sitting pose. Kneeling between her thighs, tickle her breasts and under her arms and print deep nailmarks around her nipples: thus Jaya (Victory) is expounded. Of course, making marks is only for women with high pain thresholds. Hey, if she’s given you children, of course she has a higher pain threshold than you. Just be prepared to get some of her nails in your back later!

Dhenuka – The Milch Cow. The rear entry position. She bends well forward and grips the bottom of the bed or her ankles, her buttocks raised high; cup your hands and squeeze her breasts together: this is Dhenuka (The Milch Cow) Like the monkey, be respectful. There should be no fake “milking” of the cow until after she is in post-orgasm stage. Last time I made a joke during sex, we both lost it!

Svanaka – The Dog. The rear entry position. If you mount her like a dog, gripping her waist, and she twists round to gaze into your face, experts in the art of love say it is Svanaka (The Dog) Most men enjoy doggy-style for the pure freedom of entry, penetration and handles. Be sure to ask your wife to turn around occasionally during your thrusts. Pulling her hair is only for advanced lovers.

Hirana – The Deer. The rear entry position. If the lady, eager for love, goes on all fours, humping her back like a doe, and you enjoy her from behind, rutting as though you’d lost all human nature, it is Hirana (The Deer). Since deer don’t make much noise, one can get confused by calling this a variation of the doggy-style. Don’t confuse these styles, and leave the antlers on the wall. They are too sharp to play with safely.

Marjara – The Cat. The rear entry position. If she lies on her stomach and you seize her ankles in one hand, lift them high and make love, tilting her chin back with your other hand, it is Marjara (The Cat) Putting a pillow under her rear can also add to the penetration with this feline frolic. Purring on her part is required, but you have to be good smooth and gentle enough to let it come naturally from her loins.

Aibha – The Elephant. The rear entry position. When your mistress lays breasts, arms and forehead to the carpet, raising her buttocks high, and you guide your penis into her yoni, it is Aibha (The Elephant) For advanced lovers, try tying your elephant down and dominating her. Bondage need not be threatening or painful. The restraints can mimick dominance with empathy. Be gentle (unless she likes it rough).

Hastika – The Elephant. One more rear entry position. You lift her ankles high; she draws up and extends her legs as though she were crawling through the air: this is Hastika (The Elephant). This can also be a deep penetration position. Well endowed men need not apply. For average guys in the 6” range, however, she may feel as though you’ve grown an inch! Now trumpet like an elephant, you stud!

Nagabandha – The Elephant. And one more rear entry position. Lying on her side, facing away, your woman offers you her buttocks and your penis penetrates her: this is Nagabandha (The Elephant) With a side position, she can watch more of the action. Too much doggy style means either you are too rough, too often or you don’t like your woman’s face that much.

Hansabandha – The Swan. Role reversal position. She sits upright upon you, her head thrown back like a rearing mare, bringing her feet together on the bed to one side of your body: this is Hansabandha (The Swan) Before there was cowgirl, there was the swan. I think swan sounds prettier, but reverse cowgirl sounds better than reverse swan. Advantage of the swan is the view of your woman’s bouncing breasts as you make love-yum.


Hansa-lila – Swan Sport. Role reversal position. If she strides you, facing your feet, brings both her feet up to your thighs, and works her hips frantically, it is known as Hansa-lila (Swan Sport) Swan sport sounds more athletic than reverse swan and if your woman has a nice butt, this is a great visual to enjoy during lovemaking.

Virsha – The Bull. Role reversal position. If you lie flat on your back with legs stretched out and your lover sits astride you, facing away and grasping your feet, it is called Virsha (The Bull) Reverse cowgirl sounds an awful lot like The Bull. Bonus points if she wears cowboy boots and a sexy cowboy hat like Debra Wringer did in Urban Cowboy.

Enjoy the variety of life, ladies and gentlemen. You need not need a variety of lovers to be fulfilled. Your creativity and playfulness can create the erotic stimulation and raw excitement you crave. For more ideas on making your wife hot, visit today!

Wedding Anniversary


Well, today marks my 21st wedding anniversary. INCREDIBLE!
Like many of you, not all 21 have been a bed of roses. With 3 kids, a business that collapsed, a separation, my midlife crisis, affairs and child medical issues, our family therapist stated that the odds were definitely against us. Our “Train wreck” was virtually unsurvivable.

With patience and an open mind, we pieced together remnants of our past, our values, and our needs and pressed forward. Where most people give up out of an excessive amount of pain, we pushed forward. Our book and blog explain it all.

We didn’t always know what the outcome would be. Our hearts very often sought the escape valve of divorce. The separation often gave both of us required space to collect our thoughts and garner some introspection without the pressures of being a “couple.”

There is no “end” of course. We continue to talk, laugh, love and lust for one another. The past issues are constantly in our psyche. We can never eliminate our mistakes-only learn from them.

Increasing sexual desire and pleasure after sleeping with the same person for 22 years (yeah…premarital sex) isn’t easy. My personality craves excitement, adventure and “newness.”

My wife and I nearly divorced not because of my cheating, but because we didn’t know how to communicate the REASONS I strayed from my vows of marriage. Now that we can talk about ANYTHING without judgment or emotion, we have created a new and stronger bond than ever before.

There is no “end” to this story. There is only a new day, every day that we can crawl into bed, whisper something really naughty, break out the new toy or new chapter in the Kama Sutra, and bang each others brains out.

When all else fails in a marriage, try vigorous, passionate, off the chart sex. Couples who have a sexually charged, intimate relationship rarely divorce.

For more ideas on how to create a smokin’ hot MILF for your wife, check out my ebook at The title is chauvinistic, but the content was written by my wife and me. We both know the benefits of her sex appeal. She feels better about herself and I love…absolutely LOVE having my mistress, my girlfriend and my wife all be one and the same.

Sex is Mental: Exercise Your Brain


In the world of seduction, pornography and sex we all know that the brain is the most powerful part of our bodies. Without the orchestrated release of endorphins, chemicals, blood and synaptic messages there would be nothing.

The cheap and easy method of stimulation is physical and visual. We can be touched or touch another and stimulate our bodies. Viewing pornographic material is another method of stimulating that very special part of the brain.

There is, of course, an “old school” method that works equally well (If not better) than looking at boobs or people in a sexual romp who are obviously acting! You guessed it…read.

I recently read a terrific short story on wordpress about an interview of a young woman and her trip in an elevator with a perspective employer. It is simple, seductive and so well organized that I am suggesting it to ALL of my readers as an exercise in seduction and stimulation for married couples (or any couple for that matter)

Here it is:

I’m telling you, if you haven’t read the Kama Sutra or studied any other eastern culture, you are missing out on thousands of years of experience. The USA was founded by the puritanical pilgrims, for God’s sake. For the sexually open and honest, read more eastern works on sexuality. You’ll never feel cheap again! (Unless you want to)

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Hawaiian Muscle Fuck…Not Just for D Cups!


We get stimulated 90% from what we see and 10% from what we hear. Why then do you leave the lights off, Felix?

Sure it FEELS good to have sex, but watching you and your partner do the deed certainly adds to the excitement (provided you are both in decent shape! If one or both of you are not, click here to correct the situation) One technique of sex named by somebody with too much time on their hands, is the Hawaiian muscle fuck. This technique is when the man slides his penis between the woman’s boobs.

Men are obsessed with breasts. The multi-billion dollar plastic surgery industry is supported largely by breast implants. If you live in California or South Florida, you can probably say that implants are now MORE common than natural breasts…modern medicine, what a miracle! The Hawaiian Muscle Fuck (HMF for short) is a great way to share with your partner her magnificent achievement and to get an extra dividend from the five grand you invested in those cannons. HER extra stimulation is going to be when she watches you slide your member between those melons and cum all over her chest (and hit her chin if you’ve got the range). This visual stimulation certainly adds to the pleasure for both of you. It allows you a change of scenery from your typical missionary and doggie positions and if you are real artist, you can even add some colored lube and paint a path to victory on her chest.

What if your girl isn’t so endowed? What’s a guy to do?

First choice; Start saving up for a breast job. There are some small framed women who look pretty good with average sized boobs. However, in all of recorded history, no one has ever said, “Gee your breast job looks bad. You were much prettier with a smaller chest.” That is not to say some women have breasts large enough to make Jabba the Hut attractive, we are referring to small chested women who are interested in the HMF technique. Strategy number one, get a breast job. You will both learn to appreciate modern medicine.

If a breast job is not an option for financial, ego, or stupidity, then you are not out of the game, Dexter! Just follow the following game plan.

1. Get plenty of lubrication. You’ll be needing it.
2. COMPLIMENT your woman on her breasts. You’ve already made her feel bad about the breast job idea for the past 2 years. If that option is off the table, you have to start over with building her up with what she’s got.
3. ACT like her breasts are huge. Give her auditory support (since she may not need underwire support) of her beauty. Pay specific attention to her chest and stare at them often.
4. Once you get started, you may find that the lack of cleavage won’t be enough to bring you to orgasm. Play around with the rest of the field. Add some oral, traditional sex, dirty talk, and advanced foreplay to the mix.
5. When you are about to orgasm, be SURE to go to the HMF and finish off there. She will really dig the visual of you pumping your load onto her. She will most likely spread it around like she’s icing a cake…that’s fine. Just be sure to clean her up when you’re done. It’s a nice gesture and she’ll think you are a prince.

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Make Your Wife HOT


She used to be HOT! What happened? She can be HOTTER than before. Here’s how…

Sex, love, intimacy are all things we crave and go “ga-ga” over. Unfortunately, kids, responsibilities, and routine are in direct opposition to what our relationships were like BEFORE we were married. OK, Chump, I guess you have a choice to make. You can either look for that “ga-ga” feeling elsewhere (in a bottle, being a workaholic, or Stacey in accounting) or you can simply DATE YOUR WIFE AGAIN!

Oh, I know what you are thinking (but DEFINITELY not saying). “Yeah, that makes sense, but my wife is frumpy, older, and just not the hot sex-kitten she used to be. I had the same situation. I turned it around and created the hottest wife imaginable. I am the envy of my friends and I am actually sore from having so much sex. I don’t meant to brag, mind you. But after a few of my friends saw what had happened, I decided to write a book and blog a little on the subject in order to give back. Besides, it keeps me sharp! After creating this skinny, bubbly MILF, I have to make sure I can keep her! Here are a few tips.

1. It starts with YOU! Your communication and lack of attention is disgusting. When was the last time you sent her flowers for no reason? When was the last time you stared into her eyes for 2 minutes without talking? When was the last time you sent her to a spa for a day with her friends. You see, prince charming, you may have found a princess, but in order to keep her from becoming the frumpy, old queen, you have to KEEP TREATING HER LIKE A PRINCESS! GET IT!

2. Communication is going to be dicey. If your wife has put on too much weight and dresses more like a mom, then you have to communicate to her what is important to you, what you like, how it will improve your relationship and what YOU are going to do FIRST! That’s right. If she put on a few pounds and you did too, well, the first step is to set a good example. Go to the gym and get back to your ideal body weight. This will inspire her to do the same. If she dresses like June Cleaver, then you go out and buy her some sexy outfits. Don’t worry about how they look at first, your communication must build her up. Her self-esteem may not be too high. Tell her how wonderful she looks (even if she doesn’t). She knows exactly what she looks like and the more you shower her with praise, the more she will live up to your accolades.

3. Finally, ACT like you are in love with her. Give her praise, spend extra time with her, give her a simple gift of a card or a flower once in a while, and when you are out with your friends, embarrass her by telling her friends, how much you love her and how wonderful she is. This public announcement of your honor and love is extremely powerful.

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