Make Your Wife Hot

As any responsible journalist (Is that what I am now? LOL) it is my duty to not only share what I know about love, sex, marriage, and intimacy from a man’s perspective, but also check out what the ladies are thinking! I know the old jokes about it being impossible to understand women, but as you read my blog and book, you’ll see that it is really quite simple and boils down to open, honest, and NON-JUDGMENTAL communication. I was reading an article from  the site, www.100marriagequestions.com today about “How to get your husband to do the dishes” and burst out in laughter!!! OBVIOUSLY written by a counselor or a woman, they gave the reader 6 techniques on how to influence him to help out around the house.

Of course you guys MUST help out around the house…it is a team thing, this marriage! But, men know that of all the 6 “ideas” and “strategies” of influencing us to change our behavior, talking and threats don’t work! The LAST idea works 100% of the time, of course. Since it was a short article, I hope the author placed it last as the final and most EFFECTIVE method.

As a man, that’s the way I read it…Here is that last tip:

Have sex: frankly, many people will use all kinds of excuses to explain why they are frustrated, except the real truth. And the truth might be that you are just feeling neglected. Be honest with yourself and discuss it with your husband. And there is nothing wrong with leaving the dishes in the sink while you both take care of more important business right there in the kitchen. The messier, the merrier.100marriagequestions.com, How Can You Get Your husband to Do the Dishes?, Aug 2009

You should read the whole article.

David Letterman’s joke about Sarah Palin’s daughter, retraction and innuendo are all part and parcel to what guys think…youth and sex go hand in hand. And yes…it was funny! Here’s why…

First of all, he intended the joke about the 18 year-old. Fair game-right? Let’s take it to the logical extension. If someone tried to make the SAME joke about Senator Palin’s 86 year-old mother, it wouldn’t be funny or even relevant. Oh, and by the way, it’s not entirely our fault, guys. The reason we don’t make promiscuous comments to grandmas is because their biological clock was turned off years ago.

Many people blame the media for putting lipstick on 14 year old Victoria Secret models. My own wife, formerly in advertising, winces at Chanel ads with 15 year-old’s. However, from an anthropological standpoint, men are SUPPOSED to have sex with vibrant, youthful and FERTILE females! That’s right. We won’t stand a chance propagating the species if we somehow “turned off our testosterone” and only focused on her “personality”. Sorry. We weren’t designed by our creator to be guests on the Oprah show. We were designed to kill the Mastodon, bring it back to the cave, and create more offspring with our youthful, attractive and fertile wives.

Making sure we STAY married, and STAY engaged with our wives regardless of our primeval desires can be challenging for some. For information, ideas, and my blog on this visit www.makeyourwifehot.com and you may actually turn your June Cleaver look-a-like for a Denise Richards certified MILF.

David Letterman’s joke about the 18 year old daughter was funny. Too bad he missed the name and made the joke about a girl who was 14. It was about as innocent as a typo. One that his writer’s should have caught. It probably would have worked if the joke was related to putting the 14 year old in a Ambercrombie and Fitch ad…on second thought, maybe it wouldn’t, because they already do that!

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