Make Your Wife Hot

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Make your wife wet TONIGHT! No…I promise not to make any stupid jokes about going through the car wash with the windows open! Maybe your life was like mine. There was a time a few years back when I was in a situation like this:

I’ve been married for 17 years, we have a beautiful family, a nice house, great neighborhood and all the appearances of peace and joy.

So why am I so focused on sex?

Because I’m not getting any, that’s why.

Hello, guys. That was the internal conversation I had in my head a few years ago. As a fit, funny, charismatic and decent looking guy I entered a typical “Midlife Crisis” along with a declining economy and my wife’s rapid and steady loss of libido. The economy; that’ll get better. My wife’s low sex drive-now THAT IS AN EMERGENCY! If only our President would focus on that, I’m sure 75% of the health care crisis would disappear.

Imagine if all the wives of the world would miraculously increase their sex drives by even 20%! Husbands of the world would be having sex more, they would be happier, their productivity would rise, the companies they worked for would see increase in revenue and profit, those companies would hire more people, the employment rate would rise, and both husbands and wives would get in better shape to have more frequent and long-lasting sex, and before you know it our economy would be robust, health care costs would plummet and there would be more people walking around with smiles on their faces. This would also spike a reduction of crime and I would venture to guess that infidelity and divorces would see a decline as well.

All because you bought the book, “Make Your Wife Hot” and told 2 buddies about it.

Is this simply a clever marketing ploy to sell a few books. Of course it is! I love making $22 every time someone purchases my book. But guess what, with hundreds of copies in print and more being purchased every day, I have had less than 10 returns-ever.

That clearly shows that the book WORKS and my mission to fix the health care crisis, restore the economy, reduce crime and make the world a happier place is working!

I am betting my reputation and my valuable time on it.

Why?

Because, like you, I was at the end of my rope with my marriage and looking at starting over was not very appealing. Fixing my marriage didn’t look much better, but for the sake of the children and my own self-esteem, I was willing to give the marriage-thing another chance.

Only THIS time, I wasn’t going to waste all my time on just being nicer, understanding and a good listener. THIS time, I wanted outcomes that guys want.

I wanted more sex.

I wanted steamy encounters.

I wanted to feel like I was banging a hooker in Vegas.

I wanted to express ALL my fantasies with my wife and not feel guilty about it.

I wanted a miracle.

The culmination of over 3 years of research, counseling and reading over 42 books on relationships revealed an UNTAPPED and UNMENTIONED secret that I have been able to harness and exploit. (Exploit for the greater good!) When you apply this simple and easy-to-use secret, you can expect your wife to become a smoking hot, sex-crazed nymphomaniac in a matter of a few weeks or even days.

This secret will also open up a whole treasure chest of un-spoken fantasies, fetishes and creative sex ideas that you can share openly with your wife and NOT GET IN TROUBLE for! In fact, many couples read my book and can’t believe how simple it is to re-create their passions as if they were hormone-crazed teenagers!

Click on the book and light some candles. You’re about to get EXACTLY what you want…

Take a look at my book, “Make Your Wife Hot” today. If you don’t find at least ONE trick to have more and better sex, simply return it for a full refund. My guess is, you’ll be too busy in the sack to think about it.

-Doug Steponin

Poor Mark Sanford…Just when the media barrage has died down about his midlife crisis, affair and “gone missing” time the ethics committee decide to investigate “ethics” HA!

"I LIKE MY LATINA WOMEN ABOUT THIS THIN"

Putting the title “ethics” on any governmental body is a joke. There are approximately 450,389,211 jokes about the moral and ethical hypocrisy with politicians (Compared to only 387,789,466 jokes about religious leaders moral quandaries).

Listen, Mark…you messed up. Rule #1 regarding mistresses or affairs is to use the “Godfather” strategy of keeping your friends close but your enemies closer. The Appalachian trail is SOOOO far away from South America. With no back up alibi, you were doomed to be caught (like 99% of all people who delve into infidelity) the moment you didn’t admit you WERE in Argentina. This is why many politicians (including those on ethics panels) only have affairs with interns and secretaries…it makes the alibis so much easier to substantiate. Sadly, your soul mate excuse doesn’t ring true to anybody buy yourself and approximately 2 million men and women in America who are going through a midlife crisis. I guess I am one of the few “free spirits” that understands your conflict.

How does Governor Sanford’s dilemma relate to you?

Are you having an affair?

Do you want to?

Are you getting over one?

During an affair, the excitement, intrigue and even danger of discovery is a intoxicating feeling. Actually, the high people get from an affair lasts longer than normal sex because the preparation for the interludes is rife with thoughts of your steamy liaison and the hiding of your whereabouts adds to your endorphin levels. Having an affair is extra exciting!

Of course, like any drug, the downside can be horrible. The guilt that many people bury can weigh on you like a migraine headache…pounding ceaselessly without any relief.

What makes it worse is the proliferation of dating sites (or hook up sites) that cater to married people! There are some that are blatant and obvious and others that are more subtle and offer articles weighing the pros and cons. If you are experimenting with an open marriage or think that you can handle the guilt along with the excitement of an affair, you may have already gone to sites like…

Europeans have never had as much trouble as the descendants of the Pilgrims here in the states. Having a mistress on the side is not necessarily as common as a Frenchman with bad manners, but it is more widely accepted in many cultures especially among powerful men.

If you are looking for a SAFE and EXCITING respite from your dull marriage or relationship, I have the perfect solution…

Have an affair WITH your girl!

It takes some practice and you will have a few embarrassing moments. Truthfully, it will never be 100% as exciting or thrilling as a real affair. But, if you can achieve 80-90% of the raw feelings during your preparation, role play and trist without the threat of STD’s or divorce, that seems like a good deal to anyone.

For details on creating a powerful affair with your wife or girlfriend, click on my earlier post “Roleplay=Foreplay” and start practicing your South American accent. The life you save will definitely be your own.

When is sex a scandal?

What is it about consenting adults relishing each others bodies that causes heads of state to stammer and talk show hosts confess to millions on air?

What is all the hoopla about, anyway?

The purpose of sex is to reproduce the species. Why our creator made it SO damn enjoyable is what has us all in a tizzy. You see, if we were like starfish or insects, we would be simply reproducing for the benefits of propagating the species.

Fortunately or unfortunately, our species LOVES sex. It is the brunt of more jokes, the intrigue of more movies, and dominates over 40% of all Internet sites. Obviously there is more to it than reproduction!

Somewhere along the way, sex became more than just reproduction. It became a symbol of marriage and fidelity to our partners. It became the physical manifestation of something intangible and mysterious-love.

For the perfect couple, the act of sex is the intertwining, not just of their legs, but their souls. The term “soul mate” is used often for two people who, regardless of sex, are connected eternally. This connection is celebrated in sex, but if the sex ever dies off, true soul mates stay together.

For less than perfect couples, the pursuit of sex (or the hunt) is a driving force of seeking pleasure. This driving need to have sex is what has allowed our species to proliferate the planet so successfully. What muddles our heads, hearts and news opinions is the societal opinion of what, where and who you have sex with.

Simply put, if you are married, you are supposed to have sex only with your spouse. There are biological, anthropological and social reasons for this. One of my favorite articles on this subject is The Monogamy Puzzle. Take some time and read through this. It is a fascinating piece.

If you are an employer, you are not supposed to have sex with your employees. In that case, sex is a weapon that can be used for advancement or even discharge. In David Letterman’s case, he was NOT married but living with his girl prior to marriage. He admitted to having sex with more than one other person during his co-habitation with his girlfriend. Clearly, as an unmarried man, he is free to do what he wants-right?

Wrong.

Women who live with a man, in this society, assume that a monogamous relationship is in place. “Moving in together” by common definition constitutes a covenant resembling marriage without the legal ties. If someone elects to see other people, living together would be cumbersome at best!

David, like many powerful men, chose to wield his charm and power without the common code that most of us adhere to. I am not judging him, mind you. Over half of married couples are victims of affairs during their marriage. This does not excuse infidelity, but it does point to a common thread that as monogamous as we claim to be, our legacy and heritage show us that it has been and will continue to be a constant struggle between sexual urges and societal mores.

Creating a lasting, loving and sexually charged relationship that spans years or decades is a very tall order. While half of couples do remain together, less than 10% claim to participate in active, vigorous, mind-blowing sex on a regular basis. If you want to be in the minority and have a smokin’ hot wife and off-the-chart sex, click on http://www.makeyourwifehot.com today. You, your heart and your body will be glad you did.

I read a story today about a mistress who shot her lover…nothing new right? Well…the story is compelling for many reasons, primary of which is how STUPID guys are!!! Read the short AP story here and follow my commentary and how YOU, dear reader, can get the girl, have hot sex, and not end up broke, dead, or worse…humiliated!

Here’s the direct link:

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gpqcE6O8-Ft3K8r3N5mOoFO2R_5gD98RA91O0

Don’t read further without reading the story above…my comments won’t make sense without the background.

Here are a 3 quick tips on having an affair:

1. Don’t promise to marry your mistress…ever. Even if you are passionately in love with her, 90% of the time, you’ll change your mind. More likely, you’ll probably be MORE excited if she stayed your mistress-right? Most guys FAIL at dating their wives and they end up with the “excitement” of an affair and mistress. Be honest…but not too honest, otherwise you can bet your latex suit you’ll get shot by that temptress!

2. Never role play where you get tied up and leave a loaded gun in the drawer. This is really Darwin at work! HELLO? We’ll cover the dominatrix stuff later, but geez…leaving a gun around during this type of action is not smart. I am not even going to talk about David Carradine.

3. Putting $1 million in a bank account for your mistress is OK as long as you don’t ask for it back. That really tends to irriate people, especially women. If you set up a slush fund for your tawdry affair, just make it a monthly deposit. There is an old saying that we shouldn’t gamble with anything you aren’t prepared to lose.

There are more reasonable and wickedly exciting ideas available on my blog and website at www.makeyourwifehot.com. Take a peek…who knows, you may learn something that will not only get you off more often, but it could even save your life.

David Letterman’s joke about Sarah Palin’s daughter, retraction and innuendo are all part and parcel to what guys think…youth and sex go hand in hand. And yes…it was funny! Here’s why…

First of all, he intended the joke about the 18 year-old. Fair game-right? Let’s take it to the logical extension. If someone tried to make the SAME joke about Senator Palin’s 86 year-old mother, it wouldn’t be funny or even relevant. Oh, and by the way, it’s not entirely our fault, guys. The reason we don’t make promiscuous comments to grandmas is because their biological clock was turned off years ago.

Many people blame the media for putting lipstick on 14 year old Victoria Secret models. My own wife, formerly in advertising, winces at Chanel ads with 15 year-old’s. However, from an anthropological standpoint, men are SUPPOSED to have sex with vibrant, youthful and FERTILE females! That’s right. We won’t stand a chance propagating the species if we somehow “turned off our testosterone” and only focused on her “personality”. Sorry. We weren’t designed by our creator to be guests on the Oprah show. We were designed to kill the Mastodon, bring it back to the cave, and create more offspring with our youthful, attractive and fertile wives.

Making sure we STAY married, and STAY engaged with our wives regardless of our primeval desires can be challenging for some. For information, ideas, and my blog on this visit www.makeyourwifehot.com and you may actually turn your June Cleaver look-a-like for a Denise Richards certified MILF.

David Letterman’s joke about the 18 year old daughter was funny. Too bad he missed the name and made the joke about a girl who was 14. It was about as innocent as a typo. One that his writer’s should have caught. It probably would have worked if the joke was related to putting the 14 year old in a Ambercrombie and Fitch ad…on second thought, maybe it wouldn’t, because they already do that!

Sex, love, passion, and ideas to spice up your marriage and transform your average wife into a red-hot babe can be found at our website.Please visit my blog as well at http://makeyourwifehot.wordpress.com.