Artistic Sex


Stop watching porn!

I confess that I have never, ever actually watched a complete pornographic movie. Oh sure, I’ve put a few movies on and the wife and I have used the imagery and titillation to arouse the mood. But we never watched the entire movie…sorry about the ridiculousness of it, but there isn’t much difference from the first 10 mintues to the last!

But, seriously, has there ever been an ‘artistic’ movie around sex?

Sure, Doug…”9 1/2 weeks” “Gone with the Wind” and…uhm…Screech! Wait. I said SEX not ROMANCE!

You see, artistic sex is a lost art in the United States. Our microwave society has generated a new breed of instant gratification when it comes to everything including fast food, lottery millionaires and love on demand.

Artistic sex reminds me of a symphony. When two people go at it like dogs they are procreating. Nothing wrong with that if you want to make puppies. But a true artful lover enjoys the warm up, the dance, the fast interlude, the steady and slow pacing and the cymbal crash at the end of the song. Artful lovemaking always reminds me of classical music with its depth, variety of pace, rhythm, crescendos, frequency and amplitude. Listening to good classical music is actually terrific training for becoming and artistic lover.

If you are into rap music, then all the skills you need are available for $4.99 per download. Bang like animals and enjoy your repetitive boredom of sameness.

Don’t be embarrassed by the fact that 90% of us usually have sex in the same 2 or 3 positions. Heck, we know what creates an orgasm for our partner and ourselves. After a few years, however, don’t you want to try something new?

I don’t mean JUST a new position. You can get any number of the kama sutra positions from this blog and our new edition of coming out next year. (Complete with tasteful images for you and your spouse) You spouse will be thrilled that you consider more than just a new position. Your assignment is to create a new experience!

A good start is the book “500 Lovemaking Secrets” by Michael Webb. Michael has been featured on Oprah, CBS, NBC and dozens of other magazines and media. His advice is solid and he has a wealth of details he reveals in this book.

So don’t settle for simply a new toy, gizmo, position or underwear. Create a new experience that can transform not only your sex life, but your love life as well. Who knows, somebody should be writing that tasteful sexual movie one day…why not you!

To order Michael Webb’s “500 Lovemaking Secrets” simply click here. There is a money back guarantee, so you have nothing to lose and everything to gain!