How To Make Your Wife Wet…and help the economy
Make your wife wet TONIGHT! No…I promise not to make any stupid jokes about going through the car wash with the windows open! Maybe your life was like mine. There was a time a few years back when I was in a situation like this:
I’ve been married for 17 years, we have a beautiful family, a nice house, great neighborhood and all the appearances of peace and joy.
So why am I so focused on sex?
Because I’m not getting any, that’s why.
Hello, guys. That was the internal conversation I had in my head a few years ago. As a fit, funny, charismatic and decent looking guy I entered a typical “Midlife Crisis” along with a declining economy and my wife’s rapid and steady loss of libido. The economy; that’ll get better. My wife’s low sex drive-now THAT IS AN EMERGENCY! If only our President would focus on that, I’m sure 75% of the health care crisis would disappear.
Imagine if all the wives of the world would miraculously increase their sex drives by even 20%! Husbands of the world would be having sex more, they would be happier, their productivity would rise, the companies they worked for would see increase in revenue and profit, those companies would hire more people, the employment rate would rise, and both husbands and wives would get in better shape to have more frequent and long-lasting sex, and before you know it our economy would be robust, health care costs would plummet and there would be more people walking around with smiles on their faces. This would also spike a reduction of crime and I would venture to guess that infidelity and divorces would see a decline as well.
All because you bought the book, “Make Your Wife Hot” and told 2 buddies about it.
Is this simply a clever marketing ploy to sell a few books. Of course it is! I love making $22 every time someone purchases my book. But guess what, with hundreds of copies in print and more being purchased every day, I have had less than 10 returns-ever.
That clearly shows that the book WORKS and my mission to fix the health care crisis, restore the economy, reduce crime and make the world a happier place is working!
I am betting my reputation and my valuable time on it.
Because, like you, I was at the end of my rope with my marriage and looking at starting over was not very appealing. Fixing my marriage didn’t look much better, but for the sake of the children and my own self-esteem, I was willing to give the marriage-thing another chance.
Only THIS time, I wasn’t going to waste all my time on just being nicer, understanding and a good listener. THIS time, I wanted outcomes that guys want.
I wanted more sex.
I wanted steamy encounters.
I wanted to feel like I was banging a hooker in Vegas.
I wanted to express ALL my fantasies with my wife and not feel guilty about it.
I wanted a miracle.
The culmination of over 3 years of research, counseling and reading over 42 books on relationships revealed an UNTAPPED and UNMENTIONED secret that I have been able to harness and exploit. (Exploit for the greater good!) When you apply this simple and easy-to-use secret, you can expect your wife to become a smoking hot, sex-crazed nymphomaniac in a matter of a few weeks or even days.
This secret will also open up a whole treasure chest of un-spoken fantasies, fetishes and creative sex ideas that you can share openly with your wife and NOT GET IN TROUBLE for! In fact, many couples read my book and can’t believe how simple it is to re-create their passions as if they were hormone-crazed teenagers!
Click on the book and light some candles. You’re about to get EXACTLY what you want…
Take a look at my book, “Make Your Wife Hot” today. If you don’t find at least ONE trick to have more and better sex, simply return it for a full refund. My guess is, you’ll be too busy in the sack to think about it.