Pay Bills = Get More Sex

Doug

My wife is not a whore.

In fact, she is an MBA with 3 teenagers and a new career that she loves. A few years ago, however, things were pretty bleak.

I had a midlife crisis, my 20 year business evaporated in less than 3 months and we lost our entire fortune due to a series of unfortunate events that nearly tore us apart-permanently.

Along the way, I stopped paying some bills. Along the way, the sex stopped. Along the way, our lives were in shambles.

Somehow, during this turmoil we managed to take infrequent breaks from the pain of bankruptcy and foreclosure and go out and see a movie or take a walk. Even a one or two hour break created a great deal of renewal and energy as we went out to tackle our obstacles and rebuild our lives.

Stress is the no.#1 killer in America.

Stress of your job, your spouse, your finances, etc. Let’s face it…stress sucks.

The stress of bill collectors can do more to kill your libido than watching re-runs of Tella Tubbies. This is especially true for women. Women crave security. Women are designed to take care, nurture and raise families. Don’t give me any arguments about woman’s liberation or careers. I don’t care. Let me prove my point.

Women are designed to be the primary care giver of families because they have breasts and men don’t. Get it? If God wanted us to share in the duties equally, he would have made us like the seahorse (I am not making this up) where the male seahorse carries and gives birth to the offspring.

Since women are designed to nurture the family, it is obvious that men are designed to PROVIDE for the family. Our job, as men, is to provide that security they crave so women can focus on two singular tasks:

1. Raising the children.
2. Making more children.

Now it doesn’t matter if your kids are teenagers or if you are done “making” babies. Our DNA doesn’t know how old we are. Women are designed to breed and the more attractive they are, the more we want to have sex with them. Survival of the fittest works both ways, guys. The more a man can provide and support the family the more attractive he is and the more a woman will open up to him.

I don’t apologize for making these examples over simplistic. Basic biology and anthropology back up what I am saying. Transferring this into the 21st century is your job.

  1. Pay your bills.
  2. Provide for your family.
  3. Show her you are a good provider.
  4. If you have financial troubles, reassure her you are going to do better.

Above all else, give her the financial, emotional and physical security she craves.

Your sex life will thank you!

You can have all the sex, romance and excitement you had when you first met. It isn’t more difficult as you get older, it just becomes more thoughtful. For more basics and ADVANCED techniques to create a sexually-charged relationship, visit http://www.makeyourwifehot.com today.

Now go pay your bills, buy her some flowers and get laid!


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