Make Your Wife Horny with a SEXY Gift Card!


Making your wife horny is probably easier than you think.

If you don’t have the time or patience to read my book (Big mistake!) or think that flowers and chocolates won’t do the trick, you can always whip out the credit card and do BOTH of you a huge favor.

gift-cardGet you wife something that will make her feel fabulous, sexy and get her wet. It really doesn’t matter what kind of mood a woman is in or if she’s had a bad day. Your thoughtful gift of love and appreciation can do wonders for her self-esteem and your sex life.

You don’t really have to think about this, do you?

What woman wouldn’t be touched (And want to BE touched) by your selfless act of love? What girl isn’t deeply moved by the fact that her man WANTS her to feel sexy for him? I don’t care how conservative your woman is, deep down inside she wants to feel attractive and when it comes from her man, all the better.

This act of giving works wonders especially if there is any Holiday stress, angst, or even a recent fight. Giving your wife a gift that shows her how much you desire her can move you out of the dog house and into the bedroom with the click of your mouse! Try it! Fire her up and get her wet by clicking here right now.

Admittedly, my wife isn’t even a big shopper. Her primary love language isn’t physical touch, time together, words of affirmation, or gifts…it’s acts of service. (Read “The 5 Love  Languages”, it’s a very good insight into how women and men respond to a variety of ways of the expression of love) In fact, she could care less about the diamonds on her hand or the Lexus in her driveway. She is more impressed when I cook her a meal or do the laundry.

Actually, I am very lucky! Some women are more passionate about “keeping up with the Joneses” and have an appreciation for the finer things in life. The bottom line is it doesn’t matter if your wife or girl is a shopper or not because ALL women love being thought of. ANY expression of your thoughts will give her the feeling of love and security that she craves.

Now, don’t go and waste this opportunity for  Holiday sex by giving her a blender, chump. If you are going to go all out and get her some nice things, be sure to add a few items that will not only make her feel like the princess she is, but instill in her self-esteem, the vision of her sex appeal to you!SexySantaChick

Get her a sexy gift card! Click here right now and you can bet she will have a GREAT time window shopping online at a variety of lingerie, oils, toys, and more! Buy her a gift card right now and dont’ wait for Christmas to give it to her, she’ll want to give it to you sooner than that!

Of course, you will BOTH benefit from such a gift of love (Duh!). But the ongoing benefit of lingerie, toys, etc. is that it truly is the gift that keeps on giving.

If you opt for the “Rabbit” vibrator, be sure to get an extra set of batteries. Last time I was out of town, my wife went through two sets of them!

Ho, Ho, Ho ! (Double meaning optional)

How to Seduce Your Wife


Seduction is a powerful emotion. The idea of seducing a woman gives us power and the thought of being seduced eliminates guilt! Either way, we win.

Seducing a woman is, of course, a mental game. The end result is getting her in bed, but in order to accomplish that, one must understand the mental and emotional triggers most woman have, be able to read a person’s personality, and be adaptable to the situation, game, and unexpected words and body language that will occur.


Oh…I’m sorry…you’ve been married for 10, 12, 20 years. Never mind. Just keep taking the kids to soccer practice, work you ass off and hope for vacation sex every year or so. If you’re lucky, maybe if your wife isn’t too tired, you can sneak in a 20 minute session Sunday morning.

Remember when you seduced her? Remember when you had sex every day? Would you like to feel young, vibrant, and sexually-charged like when you were dating years ago?

Duh. So go ahead and SEDUCE YOUR WIFE!

Below are some pointers so you don’t appear ridiculous. After all, she knows your name, how to make you cum, and where you are going home tonight. The point of seduction is the mystery of the “dance” and the excitement of “new” with a partner. As a married guy, your job is to rekindle those feelings with a woman you know very well.

It is MORE difficult to seduce someone you know. (Perhaps that is another reasons affairs are so thrilling. It is easier to seduce a stranger or co-worker than your spouse.)

  1. Be aloof. Your wife can read your body language, style, vernacular and words better than anyone. In order to pull this off, you need a new personality. Study one of your friends, an actor or a co-worker and pick up some of their mannerisms, voice inflection and attitude. Don’t be a jerk, just learn to be different.
  2. Surprise her. Women LOVE surprises. Don’t bore her with an arrangement of flowers, chump. That is too easy and even though she will appreciate it, it’s no surprise. Send her a singing telegram, hire a sky writer, or send her a put up a full size poster of her face in your office. Be extraordinary and don’t be cheap.
  3. Pamper her. Showing a woman you care about her comes in many forms. You can tell her how beautiful she is, shower her with gifts, do the dishes without being asked, or give her a hot oil massage. In any of these scenarios, one will stand out as her favorite. Do it. After you are done, DO NOT EXPECT OR ASK FOR SEX! That is a sure way to blow the seduction.
  4. Patience. Do not expect sex as soon as you pull your “move.” It is better to keep pampering her, surprising her and simply not care about sex at all. The more you DON’T want it, after being prince charming, the more SHE will want to give it to you.

This last point is the crux of the seduction. Seduction is not conquering. The less you care about her the more she will be curious and come to you. This only occurs, of course, after you have shown, displayed, spoken, or written how much she means to you. Being a prince charming is being charming!

Making her the hot vixen you want and desire isn’t difficult at all; my book comes complete with a full blown 30-60 day plan to create the changes you want for your relationship not just “one-night stands” but permanent habits of lust, love and laughter for the rest of your life.