Make Your Wife Horny with a SEXY Gift Card!

Doug

Making your wife horny is probably easier than you think.

If you don’t have the time or patience to read my book (Big mistake!) or think that flowers and chocolates won’t do the trick, you can always whip out the credit card and do BOTH of you a huge favor.

gift-cardGet you wife something that will make her feel fabulous, sexy and get her wet. It really doesn’t matter what kind of mood a woman is in or if she’s had a bad day. Your thoughtful gift of love and appreciation can do wonders for her self-esteem and your sex life.

You don’t really have to think about this, do you?

What woman wouldn’t be touched (And want to BE touched) by your selfless act of love? What girl isn’t deeply moved by the fact that her man WANTS her to feel sexy for him? I don’t care how conservative your woman is, deep down inside she wants to feel attractive and when it comes from her man, all the better.

This act of giving works wonders especially if there is any Holiday stress, angst, or even a recent fight. Giving your wife a gift that shows her how much you desire her can move you out of the dog house and into the bedroom with the click of your mouse! Try it! Fire her up and get her wet by clicking here right now.

Admittedly, my wife isn’t even a big shopper. Her primary love language isn’t physical touch, time together, words of affirmation, or gifts…it’s acts of service. (Read “The 5 Love  Languages”, it’s a very good insight into how women and men respond to a variety of ways of the expression of love) In fact, she could care less about the diamonds on her hand or the Lexus in her driveway. She is more impressed when I cook her a meal or do the laundry.

Actually, I am very lucky! Some women are more passionate about “keeping up with the Joneses” and have an appreciation for the finer things in life. The bottom line is it doesn’t matter if your wife or girl is a shopper or not because ALL women love being thought of. ANY expression of your thoughts will give her the feeling of love and security that she craves.

Now, don’t go and waste this opportunity for  Holiday sex by giving her a blender, chump. If you are going to go all out and get her some nice things, be sure to add a few items that will not only make her feel like the princess she is, but instill in her self-esteem, the vision of her sex appeal to you!SexySantaChick

Get her a sexy gift card! Click here right now and you can bet she will have a GREAT time window shopping online at a variety of lingerie, oils, toys, and more! Buy her a gift card right now and dont’ wait for Christmas to give it to her, she’ll want to give it to you sooner than that!

Of course, you will BOTH benefit from such a gift of love (Duh!). But the ongoing benefit of lingerie, toys, etc. is that it truly is the gift that keeps on giving.

If you opt for the “Rabbit” vibrator, be sure to get an extra set of batteries. Last time I was out of town, my wife went through two sets of them!

Ho, Ho, Ho ! (Double meaning optional)


7 of the Dumbest Questions about Sex

Doug

Think you’ve heard it all? As a popular blogger and author, I’ve had some of the strangest questions asked of me and my hot wife. She wasn’t always hot, of course. 2.2 kids and 20 years of marriage takes its toll on anyone. We did have a fork in the road a few years ago and we both underwent some serious “reprogramming”. I remembered what it meant to “date” and put her on a pedestal, and she learned how to dance on a pole! To hear more about it, click here.

Now, for the 7 dumbest questions I have ever received:

7. It takes my wife almost an hour to orgasm and I’m tired after 20 minutes. What do I do?

Uhm…you need to learn about foreplay, dude. It shouldn’t take her that long. Oh, regarding your stamina…try going to the gym. You are probably out of shape.

6. My wife isn’t hot at all, Doug. But, she is VERY horny. I love her, but her weight gain has made her less appealing than ever before. I don’t know what to do.

You can do what I did and get an escort for a few years, suffer the embarrassment of an affair, and endure 2 years of counseling…OR YOU CAN TALK TO HER!!! Try going to the gym yourself, then take her shopping, and let her know in the nicest way possible that she IS hot. She will live up to your encouragement.

5. I want to get my wife a naughty costume for Halloween. She refuses to dress up, even in private.

Dress up yourself, you pirate! She will get in the spirit of being a wench even without the costume when you dangle your scabbard in front of her.

4. I love blow jobs, but am not into going down on my wife. I know that seems like a double standard, but it just doesn’t do anything for me.

Hello, Felix! Perhaps you missed the point. Going down on your wife is for HER pleasure!!! Just imagine you are painting the Chinese alphabet with your tongue. In fact, put some of your 4 basic food groups down there and have a snack.

3. My wife used to have long hair. As she got older, she cut it shorter and shorter. It’s not a big thing, but she looks less sexy to me. What do I tell her?

Go out and buy 2 different colored wigs. She likes the short hair, you only need the long hair when you are banging her.

2. I want to have sex in a public place, my wife is horrified at the thought. How do I get her to go to a secluded beach or park and seduce her?

A) You can take her to a secluded place, slip ecstasy in her Kool-Aid and have a ball or B) Start off by simply fondling her at the park on a few visits…get her used to it, then cut her off for a month, and next time you take her there, bring flowers, a diamond, a new BMW, and renew your wedding vows right before you unzip your fly.

1. I only like 2 positions and my wife wants to try a new position almost every other day. I think it’s best to stay with what works. What do you think?

I think you are a dork.

Of course, my answers were a little kinder. But the essence of the questions is based on fear and rejection. Think about that. You are already married, so real rejection probably isn’t in the cards. What do you have to fear? Trying new things is sometimes uncomfortable. However, it really depends upon your attitude. Get in the spirit of FUN! Accept that you will create some embarrassing moments. That is half the fun. You will end up with some great laughs and some terrific new sexual experiences. For more fun, go to www.makeyourwifehot.com.


Have your WIFE for dessert

Doug

Hey guys, if you want to save $12 AND get your wife to be the nympho that you desire check this out!

Take her out to dinner-TONIGHT! Don’t wait for a special occasion. Don’t plan out some romantic getaway. When you both get home, regardless of what you have planned, tell her that you have something SPECIAL for her and that you have to get out….NOW!

The urgency and anticipation of the secret will drive her crazy. Surprises are always welcome and your ability to “build up”‘ the anticipation is critical. If you need to get a sitter, do that in advance of course. Other than reservations, don’t plan out a thing. Make it as spontaneous for you as it will be for her. Surprises, attention, and security are all emotions that create a passionate relationship and WILL turn an average wife into a smokin’ hot MILF extrodinaire. How do I know? Because I did it! For details click here.

Go to a decent restaurant and DO THE FOLLOWING:

1. Slide her chair back for her and make sure she is seated comfortably.

2. Ask her what she is in the mood for, but be sure to order for her.

3. During dinner stare at her and compliment her on how ravishing she is.

4. When it is time for dessert, ask for it “to go”. Get something that is creamy, smooth and that you both enjoy.

5. If the kids are awake and up and about, DO NOT GO HOME! Drive immediately to the closest hotel in the area (nothing too sleezy). Don’t make reservations and don’t waste time bickering on price. You are only there for a few hours anyway.

6. Once you check in, get the dessert out, slowly undress her, and move her closer to the bed. As you both lie down, get out your desert, and gently apply it to all the areas of her body you want to kiss, touch, and eat. Don’t just paste the obvious areas, champ. Try her belly, arms, neck and legs. Don’t worry. You’ll get to the more sensitive areas in a while. The idea is to make it an experience.

Enjoy your meal, enjoy your desert, enjoy your wife, and enjoy a fulfilling, passionate, and sensual evening. For more ideas, strategies, and techniques that are guaranteed to make your wife hot, visit www.makeyourwifehot.com.