Sex Text for More REAL Sex

Doug

I never would have thought that learning to text would INCREASE my sexual activity….but it has!

Guys, if you haven’t learned to text, then spend a few minutes with your teenager and learn…today! You will get an added benefit of being a really cool dad in the process. Texting my wife in the middle of the day, on a train, or during a wedding has added to the ongoing titillation that has created MORE sexual tension and energy in my life than ever before. Below are a few do’s and don’ts to make sure you create the excitement and sexual tension that will make your wife hot! For more ideas, please check out my book. Below are some pointers that have served me well and given me more sex than  I can possibly handle:

DO:
Tease her at odd times. During a boring meeting,  middle of the day, during dinner, or anytime that is unexpected.

DON’T:
Blatantly say you want to have sex. Tease her with nice sayings, hinting towards romance, or a role of a lover.

DO:
Keep your texts short and mysterious. Long texts take away the insinuation or mystery. Less is more.

DON’T:
Always answer your texts immediately. If you need a moment to come up with a great response-take it.

DO:
Be more aggressive. I once asked my wife to remove her panties during a train ride. I didn’t give up and repeated my request for over 45 minutes. If I had been verbally asking, it would have been annoying. Texting, for some reason, removes the annoying part and made it funny.

DON’T:
Use texting to cause any jealousy. If you are not in the same room, any jealousy insinuations may not be taken as humor. Texting removes visual cues that we need to fully understand some humor or wise cracks. Be sure to keep your messages directed only towards your lover.

DO:
Send pictures if you are apart for any length of time. A NEW picture of you gives her the feeling that you want to show yourself to her. Asking her to reciprocate is appropriate and shows her you want her. BONUS for requesting and recieving naughty pictures that are seductive or have any amount of nudity.

Text to your hearts content. Be respectful, but adventureous. The more you surprise her with unusual requests, words, and phrases the better. Don’t worry about when you text or what she’s doing when you send them. The more she gets an UNEXPECTED text, the better your chances of turning that idea into reality when you see her. For more ideas on creating the most sexually-charged relationship imaginable and having a very hot wife, visit my site at www.makeyourwifehot.com.


Don’t be a Jerk: JERK OFF!

Doug

Have the BEST sex of your life…WITH YOUR WIFE!? Nobody knows your body better than you. Does your wife? Can she jerk you off as well as you can? This topic is rarely talked about but follow me on this…

Getting your wife to touch herself and assist in foreplay is acceptable, right? OMG, shadow dancers, strippers, and lesbian porn prove that a woman who touches herself is sexy as hell. What about us? Watching a guy jerk off is most likely NOT in the top 10 downloaded porn videos…it just isn’t sexy (for either party). So why do it?

Simple.

Because you are the master of your domain, my well hung friend. Your ability to do EXACTLY what your body needs is obvious. What is less obvious is that your wife probably does some of what you like, and can get you going pretty well. BUT, is she a pro? Does she know exactly the pace, rythmn, pressure, and timing that you like? Can she translate her hand job skills to her mouth, or her vagina? Think about it…

Most people moan and use 2 word sentences when having sex. (Oh, baby or Oh yeah) I am going to suggest you have FUN with this, dude. Keep the lights on, tell her you are going to give each other a lesson and you should each do a full masturbation session for the other. Pre-excited, during, and climax. When you do a full session on yourself and she observes EXACTLY the technique, speed, and intensity that you like (no note taking or video please) she can better duplicate the precision that you need to have more satisfying sex.

Don’t worry about the embarrassment of it…she’s seen you pee and listened to your farts for years. If it makes it any easier, she can always peek out of the closet while you do it. Just ask her not to giggle or say anything so as not to break your concentration. For more ideas, advice, and strategy on having the best sex of your life, visit my website at www.makeyourwifehot.com and see for yourself that you already have a MILF in your house, time to make her a pro!