Sex, Murder & Dominatrix…ah to be French

Doug

I read a story today about a mistress who shot her lover…nothing new right? Well…the story is compelling for many reasons, primary of which is how STUPID guys are!!! Read the short AP story here and follow my commentary and how YOU, dear reader, can get the girl, have hot sex, and not end up broke, dead, or worse…humiliated!

Here’s the direct link:

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gpqcE6O8-Ft3K8r3N5mOoFO2R_5gD98RA91O0

Don’t read further without reading the story above…my comments won’t make sense without the background.

Here are a 3 quick tips on having an affair:

1. Don’t promise to marry your mistress…ever. Even if you are passionately in love with her, 90% of the time, you’ll change your mind. More likely, you’ll probably be MORE excited if she stayed your mistress-right? Most guys FAIL at dating their wives and they end up with the “excitement” of an affair and mistress. Be honest…but not too honest, otherwise you can bet your latex suit you’ll get shot by that temptress!

2. Never role play where you get tied up and leave a loaded gun in the drawer. This is really Darwin at work! HELLO? We’ll cover the dominatrix stuff later, but geez…leaving a gun around during this type of action is not smart. I am not even going to talk about David Carradine.

3. Putting $1 million in a bank account for your mistress is OK as long as you don’t ask for it back. That really tends to irriate people, especially women. If you set up a slush fund for your tawdry affair, just make it a monthly deposit. There is an old saying that we shouldn’t gamble with anything you aren’t prepared to lose.

There are more reasonable and wickedly exciting ideas available on my blog and website at www.makeyourwifehot.com. Take a peek…who knows, you may learn something that will not only get you off more often, but it could even save your life.


2 Responses to “Sex, Murder & Dominatrix…ah to be French”

  • Indian Porn Planet Says:

    I found your site in google and this problem of open discussion of sexuality has been resolved. While pornography isn’t for everyone, It was refreshing to see your candid and humorous approach to sexual history and interaction.

    Keep up the good work, Doug.

    Thanks!

  • Naked Women Says:

    You made some good points there. I did a search on the topic and found most people will agree with your opinion.

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