Make Your Wife Hot

Nearly every guy believes he is a master at oral sex…that’s OK. I do too. The difference is, I have dozens (not hundreds, I mean there are diseases out there, fellas!) of testimonials from women whose future sex lives I have personally ruined. According to them, I was the most artistic cunning linguist of their lives (unless their new guy is reading this!) I don’t say this to boast, hell, I don’t care what you think about me! My mission in life is to leave it a better place then when I found it. You being a master at going down on your lady is my small contribution. Let me begin with the foundation for mind-blowing oral sex.

You have to enjoy it.

You see, if you are merely doing a “task” to get her off, you will be an average lover. Simply applying the techniques below is not enough to make her your sex slave for life. Believe me, if you do put your heart, soul (and yes, your tongue) into this, you have a chance of giving her multiple orgasms and become the Chinese lick master of the world. If you are one of those people who think that it is just disgusting and try to refrain from it, take a step back and relax. If your woman smells funny, try it again immediately after a shower. Keep in mind, if a woman climaxes well via oral sex, she may be unable to have an orgasm during routine sex. Some women cannot climax without receiving oral sex. There are strategies and techniques for getting her off either way (see book). If that is a challenge for you, get over it. If your lady loves oral sex, give it to her and if she does not, then discover the reason behind it.

1. She might have had a bad experience.

2. She might feel uncomfortable about her body.

3. If she doesn’t want it, then don’t force it on her.

4. Some men think that giving oral sex is disgusting, but love to receive it. That’s not fair you idiot, if you like your partner to perform oral sex, then you need to do the same for her, ENTHUSIASTICALLY.

Secrets of Mind Blowing Oral Sex
– Begin teasing her before going down on her. Run your fingers on her thighs and kiss her on her belly button and belly and then from there just dig into her vagina. Brush your tongue against the labia, and create more lubrication before the show begins.
– Enjoy and have fun and let her know that you are having a great time, as women love it when they feel that their men are just loving their bodies. I always moan a bit and when I am coming up for air, I give her compliments about her pussy.
– Don’t rush yourself. Try to spend plenty of time in pussy-ville. Enjoy everything and explore her vagina like an adventurer. Hurrying to achieve a climax is a sure way to avoid one. Many women who are rushed or too anxious to climax don’t do so.
– Tickle her clitoris with your tongue. Start licking it slowly and then start doing it in a fast rhythm. Because some women love to get their clitoris stimulated and even achieve orgasm while their clitoris is being stimulated. Stop treating it like a fence to be painted. Think about Chinese characters and calligraphy. Paint the alphabet slowly and creatively.
– Massage her outer lips. While you are sucking and licking her clitoris, massage her lips. Pull them away and bring them close together. This will drive her totally insane.
– Use your fingers. Use your fingers to penetrate her while you are licking her clitoris. She will love this. Chances are before long you will feel her tremble with pure delight. Also, you can rub her clitoris while you eat her. You can also try using a toy while you are eating. The three of you will all benefit.
– Put a pillow under her ass. This will give you more room for your dinning pleasure. You will be able to focus more on how to please her if you have more access to her. This Kama Sutra position will also allow deeper penetration of your fingers or toy.
– Massage her nipples. Most women love it when they nipples are rubbed during sex acts. I had one girlfriend who insisted on biting her nipples (impossible during cunnilingus, but you get the idea). Keep in mind that variety is the key.
– Stop midway through intercourse to eat her. This will catch her by surprise. Get her all worked up by pounding the hell out of her. Just when she least expects it, jump down and start licking her beaver. She will go crazy when you do this.
– Take a mint first. This will set her wild. Put a menthol cough drop in your mouth and go down there. After you are done, share it and have her go down on you while she sucks on the cough drop.
– Two Step. Put your mouth on her clitoris and suck while your tongue is in motion. This two-step move of sucking and licking should be reserved for the pre-orgasm. It works nearly all the time.
– Hum a little tune. While you are sucking, hum a little. Some women really like this. Vary the intensity, volume, and rhythm of your humming.
– Encourage a Brazilian wax. Nothing beats eating a fur-burger EXCEPT a fully waxed and clean pussy. Not only will you appreciate avoiding nature’s dental floss. But most women report better and more satisfying sex when their pussy’s are waxed or at least shaved.

Do Not…
– Smell. Don’t tell her that she stinks or ask if she showered today. Take a shower together and start the action while you are in the shower.
– Don’t insist on performing oral sex. If she isn’t feeling so fresh, she is dropping you a hint. If you insist too much, you might get a face full of blood if she is on her period.
– No bartering. Don’t tell her that since you went down on her, she should go down on you.
-No past comparisons. She isn’t your ex, so don’t compare her to her. Keep in mind that the foundation for good oral sex is enthusiasm, communication and patience. I have other articles on multiple orgasm techniques, creating better sex no matter how long you’ve been together or married, and how to make your wife hot. www.makeyourwifehot.com.

Make the experience one that you will BOTH enjoy! Click on the personal shaver image below and trim up for the Holidays! ENJOY!

She used to be HOT! What happened? She can be HOTTER than before. Here’s how…

Sex, love, intimacy are all things we crave and go “ga-ga” over. Unfortunately, kids, responsibilities, and routine are in direct opposition to what our relationships were like BEFORE we were married. OK, Chump, I guess you have a choice to make. You can either look for that “ga-ga” feeling elsewhere (in a bottle, being a workaholic, or Stacey in accounting) or you can simply DATE YOUR WIFE AGAIN!

Oh, I know what you are thinking (but DEFINITELY not saying). “Yeah, that makes sense, but my wife is frumpy, older, and just not the hot sex-kitten she used to be. I had the same situation. I turned it around and created the hottest wife imaginable. I am the envy of my friends and I am actually sore from having so much sex. I don’t meant to brag, mind you. But after a few of my friends saw what had happened, I decided to write a book and blog a little on the subject in order to give back. Besides, it keeps me sharp! After creating this skinny, bubbly MILF, I have to make sure I can keep her! Here are a few tips.

1. It starts with YOU! Your communication and lack of attention is disgusting. When was the last time you sent her flowers for no reason? When was the last time you stared into her eyes for 2 minutes without talking? When was the last time you sent her to a spa for a day with her friends. You see, prince charming, you may have found a princess, but in order to keep her from becoming the frumpy, old queen, you have to KEEP TREATING HER LIKE A PRINCESS! GET IT!

2. Communication is going to be dicey. If your wife has put on too much weight and dresses more like a mom, then you have to communicate to her what is important to you, what you like, how it will improve your relationship and what YOU are going to do FIRST! That’s right. If she put on a few pounds and you did too, well, the first step is to set a good example. Go to the gym and get back to your ideal body weight. This will inspire her to do the same. If she dresses like June Cleaver, then you go out and buy her some sexy outfits. Don’t worry about how they look at first, your communication must build her up. Her self-esteem may not be too high. Tell her how wonderful she looks (even if she doesn’t). She knows exactly what she looks like and the more you shower her with praise, the more she will live up to your accolades.

3. Finally, ACT like you are in love with her. Give her praise, spend extra time with her, give her a simple gift of a card or a flower once in a while, and when you are out with your friends, embarrass her by telling her friends, how much you love her and how wonderful she is. This public announcement of your honor and love is extremely powerful.

For more tips, advice, ideas and sarcasm, please visit www.makeyourwifehot.com and turn any wife into a stone cold MILF. We are not talking “Stepford wives” here…I mean your wife should become as naughty, sluty, or sexy as you desire…just for you!

Well, here is a pretty sensitive and delicate post, guys and gals…waxing!

20 years ago, not many people ever heard the term, “Brazilian wax.” For many baby-boomers, we have missed this trend. Fellas, I am here to encourage you to STRONGLY lobby the little woman to consider this.

For the truly naive, a Brazilian wax is not a “bikini” wax that takes off the surrounding pubic hair, but takes ALL the hair off of the area. For many women, it equates to more than simply an “ounce of pain.” as the waxing process is not pain-free. Unlike many guys, I actually have had a small waxing procedure done on my eyebrows so I know first hand how much this process hurts (although my experience is probably only 10% of what my wife goes through). Enough of how painful this is, let’s talk about the upside!

First of all, I can tell you that the quality of my wife’s orgasms has easily doubled. The QUANTITY of her orgasms has easily increased 200% or more and we can thank the Brazilian wax process for a large part of this. Removing her pubic hair makes her entire region infinitely more sensitive and at first we had to pace ourselves because her orgasms were quicker and uncontrollable. With some patience and experience, we have been able to bring them on as often as we’d like without any loss of intensity.

For me, all I can tell you is that the experience of going down as increased immeasurably. No longer do I get symptoms of “nature’s dental floss” when I am practicing being a cunning linguist. I always enjoyed “dining at the Y” but now, I relish in it as often as possible.

I could go on, but need to keep the blog R rated for now…for more details on how to make your wife hot, visit www.makeyourwifehot.com.

If your woman has a low pain threshold and is adamant about NOT getting a brazilian wax, there are alternatives! (Don’t you just love technology!) Check out these compact shavers that are DESIGNED for sensitive areas of the skin (Including YOURS, Chuck!) Click on the image below and start experiencing a smoother experience and BETTER orgasms!