Make Your Wife Hot

We get stimulated 90% from what we see and 10% from what we hear. Why then do you leave the lights off, Felix?

Sure it FEELS good to have sex, but watching you and your partner do the deed certainly adds to the excitement (provided you are both in decent shape! If one or both of you are not, click here to correct the situation) One technique of sex named by somebody with too much time on their hands, is the Hawaiian muscle fuck. This technique is when the man slides his penis between the woman’s boobs.

Men are obsessed with breasts. The multi-billion dollar plastic surgery industry is supported largely by breast implants. If you live in California or South Florida, you can probably say that implants are now MORE common than natural breasts…modern medicine, what a miracle! The Hawaiian Muscle Fuck (HMF for short) is a great way to share with your partner her magnificent achievement and to get an extra dividend from the five grand you invested in those cannons. HER extra stimulation is going to be when she watches you slide your member between those melons and cum all over her chest (and hit her chin if you’ve got the range). This visual stimulation certainly adds to the pleasure for both of you. It allows you a change of scenery from your typical missionary and doggie positions and if you are real artist, you can even add some colored lube and paint a path to victory on her chest.

What if your girl isn’t so endowed? What’s a guy to do?

First choice; Start saving up for a breast job. There are some small framed women who look pretty good with average sized boobs. However, in all of recorded history, no one has ever said, “Gee your breast job looks bad. You were much prettier with a smaller chest.” That is not to say some women have breasts large enough to make Jabba the Hut attractive, we are referring to small chested women who are interested in the HMF technique. Strategy number one, get a breast job. You will both learn to appreciate modern medicine.

If a breast job is not an option for financial, ego, or stupidity, then you are not out of the game, Dexter! Just follow the following game plan.

1. Get plenty of lubrication. You’ll be needing it.
2. COMPLIMENT your woman on her breasts. You’ve already made her feel bad about the breast job idea for the past 2 years. If that option is off the table, you have to start over with building her up with what she’s got.
3. ACT like her breasts are huge. Give her auditory support (since she may not need underwire support) of her beauty. Pay specific attention to her chest and stare at them often.
4. Once you get started, you may find that the lack of cleavage won’t be enough to bring you to orgasm. Play around with the rest of the field. Add some oral, traditional sex, dirty talk, and advanced foreplay to the mix.
5. When you are about to orgasm, be SURE to go to the HMF and finish off there. She will really dig the visual of you pumping your load onto her. She will most likely spread it around like she’s icing a cake…that’s fine. Just be sure to clean her up when you’re done. It’s a nice gesture and she’ll think you are a prince.

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She used to be HOT! What happened? She can be HOTTER than before. Here’s how…

Sex, love, intimacy are all things we crave and go “ga-ga” over. Unfortunately, kids, responsibilities, and routine are in direct opposition to what our relationships were like BEFORE we were married. OK, Chump, I guess you have a choice to make. You can either look for that “ga-ga” feeling elsewhere (in a bottle, being a workaholic, or Stacey in accounting) or you can simply DATE YOUR WIFE AGAIN!

Oh, I know what you are thinking (but DEFINITELY not saying). “Yeah, that makes sense, but my wife is frumpy, older, and just not the hot sex-kitten she used to be. I had the same situation. I turned it around and created the hottest wife imaginable. I am the envy of my friends and I am actually sore from having so much sex. I don’t meant to brag, mind you. But after a few of my friends saw what had happened, I decided to write a book and blog a little on the subject in order to give back. Besides, it keeps me sharp! After creating this skinny, bubbly MILF, I have to make sure I can keep her! Here are a few tips.

1. It starts with YOU! Your communication and lack of attention is disgusting. When was the last time you sent her flowers for no reason? When was the last time you stared into her eyes for 2 minutes without talking? When was the last time you sent her to a spa for a day with her friends. You see, prince charming, you may have found a princess, but in order to keep her from becoming the frumpy, old queen, you have to KEEP TREATING HER LIKE A PRINCESS! GET IT!

2. Communication is going to be dicey. If your wife has put on too much weight and dresses more like a mom, then you have to communicate to her what is important to you, what you like, how it will improve your relationship and what YOU are going to do FIRST! That’s right. If she put on a few pounds and you did too, well, the first step is to set a good example. Go to the gym and get back to your ideal body weight. This will inspire her to do the same. If she dresses like June Cleaver, then you go out and buy her some sexy outfits. Don’t worry about how they look at first, your communication must build her up. Her self-esteem may not be too high. Tell her how wonderful she looks (even if she doesn’t). She knows exactly what she looks like and the more you shower her with praise, the more she will live up to your accolades.

3. Finally, ACT like you are in love with her. Give her praise, spend extra time with her, give her a simple gift of a card or a flower once in a while, and when you are out with your friends, embarrass her by telling her friends, how much you love her and how wonderful she is. This public announcement of your honor and love is extremely powerful.

For more tips, advice, ideas and sarcasm, please visit www.makeyourwifehot.com and turn any wife into a stone cold MILF. We are not talking “Stepford wives” here…I mean your wife should become as naughty, sluty, or sexy as you desire…just for you!